'Tard of the Week - Willie Brooks

Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Willie Brooks lives in Lewiston, Maine. He's a mental giant. A GENIUS, I TELL YOU. Why? Because only a GENIUS knows that when you need your backyard fire pit to cook your food in a quick and efficient manner, only a half-gallon of gasoline will do.

On Saturday evening, during a family get together, Mr. Brooks "suffered second- and third-degree burns over an estimated 75 to 80 percent of his body after pouring gasoline on a backyard fire pit in Abington Saturday night, causing an explosion."

Unbelievable.

All you evolution deniers out there who claim there's no "real world evidence" of evolution? Take a trip to Boston and visit ole Willie in the hospital. There's your evidence right there.

2 comments:

Steve Buchheit said...

And it was during a child's birthday party. Ooo, extra entertainment value there. The unfortunate thing is he's not the only one.

And, just forgetting the whole FLOOM-WHOOSH issues, don't these people know using accelerants just makes the food taste bad? You know, not that I expect them to understand the finer points of wood board grilling, but still.

Fathergoose said...

No taste, like the taste of a gasoline infused burger!