Conversations with Karma - Representative Joe Wilson

Thursday, September 10, 2009
::ring, ring::

Joe Wilson: Hello?

Karma: Joe Wilson, please. This is Karma.

JW: This is Joe, but I don't know any Karma.

K: Clearly. But we're going to get to know each other A LOT BETTER.

JW: I don't know what you mean. We Republicans only believe in the BABY JESUS.

K: Yeah, I know. But your lack of belief doesn't affect my reality. Funny how that works.

JW: What do you want?

K: I want what everyone wants. World peace. Health care for all. Basic civility in public discourse.

JW: Those things aren't part of the Republican platform.

K: I know. You guys might want to rethink those positions. Listen, I'm a busy, busy entity these days, so I'll get to the point. You know how you shouted out "You lie!" to the President during his speech on Wednesday evening?

JW: Of course! I was just showing the world that I'm a pure republican. Everyone knows that the President is a Kenyan born socialist who lies, and I was just PUTTING IT OUT THERE.

K: Um, yeah. I'm sure. It really was a complete breach of the social contract, you know. People expect their elected officials to show some decorum and respect, if not for the man who holds the office, then for the office.

JW: Respect is for Democrats. I'm a REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE OF THE CONGRESS.

K: We'll see.

JW: What do you mean, "We'll see?" I was simply responding to my BASE.

K: I'm sure you were. The only problem is that people consider your manners to be the equivalent of those of a feral cat. Who was born and raised in a barn. People don't like that much.

JW: Well, I don't care what those GODLESS SOCIALIST DEMOCRATS THINK.

K: You should. People all over the country have contributed over $137K to your opponent in the 2010 election. A man named Rob Miller, who up till now no one had ever heard of. He was due for some good karma, evidently.

::cue crickets::

K: You still there, Joe?

JW: YOU LIE!

K: Not really. I don't ever have a reason to lie, you see. But you might.

JW: I'm calling Karl Rove! This is UNACCEPTABLE.

K: Tell Karl I'm thinking of him. A lot.

::click::

3 comments:

neurondoc said...

Bwahahaha.

I totally knew that Karma was going to get involved with this guy... Unless he's really the "other" Joe Wilson in disguise -- could that be this moron's excuse?

WendyB_09 said...

I figured our old friend Karma was lurking in the shadows just waiting for someone to really step in it. Didn't have to wait too long!!

Wonder how many on Rep. Wilson's staff called in with the flu today? You know, the virus they caught from the swine-ish behavior of their boss??

And I would sooo pay to be a fly on the wall when Speaker Pelosi gets hold of him, the look she gave him from the podium should have curdled his blood!! Priceless!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Megan said...

You know, we socialists in Canada don't think anything of this. The Members of Parliament scream at each other all the time. It's just the way things are here.

I understand that things are much the same in the British Parliament. They have socialist health care, too.