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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Kansas City

I'm in Kansas City today, keeping the world safe from the mindless claptrap that is corporate America.

In my absence, please feel free to talk amongst yourselves, including solving the current political crisis, discussing why Michele Bachmann is the worse political candidate for President in our lifetimes, and why, exactly, anyone thinks that Miley Cyrus and her douchebag father have any kind of talent. At all.

In the meantime, I'll be talking loudly and carrying a big stick. Why, yes, both are necessary in my occupation, thanks for asking.
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10 comments:

  1. Juan FedericoAugust 10, 2011 at 8:09 AM

    You go Grrl!

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  2. Random Michelle KAugust 10, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    JANIECE IS GONE! PARTY!

    (jumps on the sofa)

    (spills cookie crumbs on the sofa)

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  3. StaceyAugust 10, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    Kegger at the big yellow house!

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  4. The Mechanicky GalAugust 10, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    Those ARE NOT my dirty footprints on the new carpet, Janiece. I'm just letting you know, now.

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  5. Beatrice M. DesperAugust 10, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    I didn't know who Miley Cyrus was. After a Google search, now I know. Ignorance was bliss.
    Pass me a drink.

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  6. Carol ElaineAugust 10, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    I got me some BonBonBar chocolate! Anyone for a Scotch Bar?

    WooHoo!

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  7. WendyB_09August 10, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    As always, my good friend Jack is close at hand...but I don't mind sharing!

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  8. TomAugust 10, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    Hooo-boy! The womens is out in force. Par-tee' Don't mind me. I'll just sit here pretending to eat a cookie.

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  9. John the ScientistAugust 11, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    I'll bring the balut!

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  10. Anne C.August 11, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    I'm bringing braised fennel!

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