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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Die, Monkey, DIE!

Die a horrible, gruesome death, with no hope of mercy or salvation. Die in the heat of a thousand burning suns!

DIE, DIE, DIE! 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahem.

I finally passed.

And now, some certification humor:

Q: What do school children and technical professionals have in common?

A: Useless standardized tests that don't measure what they purport to measure. "No Child Left Behind," "Professional Certification," po-tae-to, po-tah-to.

Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
Your next certification exam.
    Kill me now.
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10 comments:

  1. Carol ElaineNovember 6, 2012 at 3:17 PM

    Told ya so. So there. :p

    (That is one scary monkey.)

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  2. EricNovember 6, 2012 at 3:32 PM

    CONGRATULATIONS!

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  3. vinceNovember 6, 2012 at 3:51 PM

    Hooray!!!

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  4. Random Michelle KNovember 6, 2012 at 4:21 PM

    YAY! CONGRATULATIONS!

    And no, Carol Elaine, THIS is a scary monkey: http://thebloggess.com/2011/07/would-you-like-to-buy-a-monkey/

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  5. - CGL -November 6, 2012 at 11:05 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So brilliant. Brilliant! Congratulations, Janiece. Ummm ... So, I guess the cheer-you-up package I have been assembling has become a YEAAAAHH, BABY sort of celebratory gifty? Well, whatever. You did it and that's freaking awesome. Yay, you!

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  6. mom in northernNovember 7, 2012 at 4:41 AM

    "The Little Engine That Could"
    Hugs....

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  7. Juan FedericoNovember 7, 2012 at 8:48 AM

    Kill you now? Oh my.....lemme get some tea and pirogies. We'll talk

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  8. JanieceNovember 7, 2012 at 8:58 AM

    Juan, if you make it martinis and pirogies, I'll consider it.

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  9. Anne C.November 7, 2012 at 9:37 AM

    Yay! Take THAT, test-taking! :D

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  10. Steve BuchheitNovember 7, 2012 at 5:17 PM

    Booyeah! Knew you could do it.

    So, what's the reward for hard work? More hard work.

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