Die, Monkey, DIE!

Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Die a horrible, gruesome death, with no hope of mercy or salvation. Die in the heat of a thousand burning suns!

DIE, DIE, DIE! 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahem.

I finally passed.

And now, some certification humor:

Q: What do school children and technical professionals have in common?

A: Useless standardized tests that don't measure what they purport to measure. "No Child Left Behind," "Professional Certification," po-tae-to, po-tah-to.

Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
Your next certification exam.
    Kill me now.

10 comments:

Carol Elaine said...

Told ya so. So there. :p

(That is one scary monkey.)

Eric said...

CONGRATULATIONS!

vince said...

Hooray!!!

Random Michelle K said...

YAY! CONGRATULATIONS!

And no, Carol Elaine, THIS is a scary monkey: http://thebloggess.com/2011/07/would-you-like-to-buy-a-monkey/

- CGL - said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So brilliant. Brilliant! Congratulations, Janiece. Ummm ... So, I guess the cheer-you-up package I have been assembling has become a YEAAAAHH, BABY sort of celebratory gifty? Well, whatever. You did it and that's freaking awesome. Yay, you!

mom in northern said...

"The Little Engine That Could"
Hugs....

Juan Federico said...

Kill you now? Oh my.....lemme get some tea and pirogies. We'll talk

Janiece said...

Juan, if you make it martinis and pirogies, I'll consider it.

Anne C. said...

Yay! Take THAT, test-taking! :D

Steve Buchheit said...

Booyeah! Knew you could do it.

So, what's the reward for hard work? More hard work.