People Suck

Wednesday, February 2, 2011
That's all - people just suck.

I'm probably going to be off-line for a day or two. While I figure out why people suck so very much. Or until I decide that washing my hair and shaving my legs is over-rated and I move to the Alaskan interior regardless of my survival skills.

13 comments:

Anne C. said...

Let me know if you need a drinking companion. I'm happy to drive over and give you a big hug and an excuse to drink a martini. (Mmmmm... martini...)

Eric said...

Not all people. Lawyers, maybe. That guy who rips off MFA students by getting them to write books for him for a pittance which he then sells to Hollywood for gazmillions, yes. Whoever invented spam (the Internet clogger, not the foodstuff), definitely. But you don't.

Be well, and we'll be here when you come back.

Nathan said...

Who's that cheerful girl who's cooking over on FB?

vince said...

Yes they do. Or at least most of them do. I try to keep as far away as possible from sucky people. Sadly, that's not always possible.

If I lived closer I'd offer to be another drinking companion, although I prefer rum.

Anne C. said...

Vince, if I didn't have to go to work tomorrow morning (fairly early too!), I'd offer to have a Hurricane in your honor.

Random Michelle K said...

But do they get PAID to suck?

Carol Elaine said...

Many people do, indeed, suck. I'm too far away to be a drinking companion, but I'll have a vodka tonic in your honor tonight, Janiece, and consider the wisdom of trekking up to Alaska my own damn self.

Take care, hon. *hugs*

Megan said...

People DO suck.

But don't move to the Alaskan interior. Yellowknife is just as far north, but not nearly as far to the west. Besides, we don't have all of that nutty Alaskan stuff to deal with.

vince said...

Anne, have a Hurricane in my honor some time when you don't have to work the next, and hopefully before your surgery.

Vagabond said...

I would recommend watching a few episodes of "Alaska State Troopers" first. You might change your mind about moving as that show, and most of Jim's posts over on Stonekettle, prove that Alaska has it's fair share of sucky people.

I'll also offer to be a tour guide through the New York City area if you and the Smart Man want to make the trip. You can immerse yourself in New York style suckiness and have a better perspective on suck levels for your return home. It's all relative, unless your relatives suck too.

mooless - what mute cows are.

David said...

10% of humanity isn't worth the space they take up on the planet. And when they loom large in the foreground, that can really make life miserable.

But...

1. 9 out of 10 is pretty good odds in any league.

and

2. in times like that I try to heed the words of Douglas Adams, who once noted that Vogons were likely to do something so pointlessly hideous that you would wish you had never been born, or, if you were a clearer-minded thinker, that the Vogons had never been born.

Let the Vogons suffer, not you.

Anne C. said...

I'll see what I can do about makimg that happen, Vince. :D

Karl said...

Sounds like we had a similar week. :|

Spare room or tent? Gotcha covered. You don't need to talk, shave, wash, or be sociable in any sense. We'll get Jim up here and you guys can grunt Navy-like at one another.

::beer::