Boy, those folks over at Jared can see my SmartMan coming a mile away.
Shiny! Thanks, SmartMan.
Shiny! Thanks, SmartMan.
My SmartMan and Me - 11 years
Today is my SmartMan's and my 11th anniversary.
Sometimes I'm not easy to live with (shocking, I know). Sometimes he's not, either.
But we're still together.
I think that's the case because in spite of our individual idiosyncrasies, we both make a concerted effort to treat our relationship, and each other, with respect. We've never indulged in name calling, comments uttered simply to hurt, or general nastiness. Since both of us are capable of wielding very sharp tongues, I'd have to say that I'm glad I met the SmartMan after I learned this lesson. Otherwise I'm quite sure the outcome would have been much different.
So as long as the days where he makes me laugh far outnumber the days when I want to stab him with a fork, I think it's safe to say we're that boring old married couple. You know - that one.
And that suits me just fine.
Sometimes I'm not easy to live with (shocking, I know). Sometimes he's not, either.
But we're still together.
I think that's the case because in spite of our individual idiosyncrasies, we both make a concerted effort to treat our relationship, and each other, with respect. We've never indulged in name calling, comments uttered simply to hurt, or general nastiness. Since both of us are capable of wielding very sharp tongues, I'd have to say that I'm glad I met the SmartMan after I learned this lesson. Otherwise I'm quite sure the outcome would have been much different.
So as long as the days where he makes me laugh far outnumber the days when I want to stab him with a fork, I think it's safe to say we're that boring old married couple. You know - that one.
And that suits me just fine.
Who Cares? Magazine, Volume 3, Issue 13
Is Simon burnt out on American Idol? Is the pressure JUST TOO MUCH? Where will Idol find another judge with Simon's caustic commentary and atrocious manners? Who Cares!
I Like Doggies, Part II
Thursday, April 2, 2009
This was our family dog when I was growing up, the Incomparable Schultzie™. He was the smartest dog I've ever seen, and a good, good boy.
World News Debunkerators Organization Exclusive
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Dateline: Baltimore, April 1, 2009: 1:00 a.m. GMT
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World News Debunkerators Organization
In a stunning exclusive, the World News Debunkerators Organization (WNDO) has finally determined the actual purpose of the secretive on-line organization known only as "The UCF."
While some on-line sleuths believe they are a government funded society whose purpose is to besmirch the reputations of pseudo-scientists, these reports were made in error, without the tireless diligence of WNDO reporters. Additionally, threats of lawsuits have resulted in no public revelations of this organization's true purpose.
Following an exhaustive investigation that spanned three continental breakfasts, WNDO has finally found definitive proof of the nefarious schemes attributed to The UCF:
Clearly, this group's ultimate goal is nothing less than world domination. Their New World Order will include leadership inspired by Frank Gorshin, and the dictate that all communities be organized in the image of a Biker Gang, complete with hazing, a Lead Bitch, and muffler free modes of transportation.
You heard it here first, folks, and remember:
All Rights Reserved
World News Debunkerators Organization
In a stunning exclusive, the World News Debunkerators Organization (WNDO) has finally determined the actual purpose of the secretive on-line organization known only as "The UCF."
While some on-line sleuths believe they are a government funded society whose purpose is to besmirch the reputations of pseudo-scientists, these reports were made in error, without the tireless diligence of WNDO reporters. Additionally, threats of lawsuits have resulted in no public revelations of this organization's true purpose.
Following an exhaustive investigation that spanned three continental breakfasts, WNDO has finally found definitive proof of the nefarious schemes attributed to The UCF:
Clearly, this group's ultimate goal is nothing less than world domination. Their New World Order will include leadership inspired by Frank Gorshin, and the dictate that all communities be organized in the image of a Biker Gang, complete with hazing, a Lead Bitch, and muffler free modes of transportation.
You heard it here first, folks, and remember:
WNDO - Your Window On the World
Happy April First, Hot Chicks and Smart Men.
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