Free Shit Friday - Cole Haan Pumps

Friday, June 10, 2011
I can't tell you how disappointing this is. These pumps, which I bought in March, no longer fit. The eights were a bit tight, so I purchased the 8.5's, and they stretched. Now I can't wear them without being in danger of falling on my ass and breaking my coccyx. Damnit.

So to my loyal fans they will go.

Cole Haan Mata Hari four inch pumps, size 8.5, with the Nike Air soles, worn only once. Shoe bag and box included, which will be stained with my tears of disappointment. Damnit.

Da rules.

7 comments:

mom in northern said...

just my size. To bad I gave up wearing pumps when I tossed my last pair of panty hose. :-)

vince said...

While I'm sure I'd look fabulous in them, my feet aren't that dainty.

However, if you ever run out of blog material, you could do a post on why those are called pumps when they look like high heels, and why any woman would wear shoes with significant heels on them. I say this because I had a (female) friend that recently had a funny rant on high heels and why she doesn't wear them.

Shawn Powers said...

As the father of a daughter with feet about that size, and a wife as well -- I'll put my name in the hat as well.

They'd match my Coach bag too... :D

Anne C. said...

I'm not back to full high-heel wearing shape yet, but definitely put me in the hat for these.

Janiece said...

Shawn, thank goodness you don't have any say in the fashions of your wife and daughter - the bag was brown leather, these are black patent leather.

Jeez.

I'll put your name in the hat, although you might want to check with the Incomparable Donna on the wisdom of allowing your teen daughter to wear 4" pumps.

The Mechanicky Gal said...

I have learned from the Daily Mail that in Jolly Olde England, these are called Court Shoes.
Talk amongst yourselves.

Carol Elaine said...

Alas, alack, my feet are too big for these lovely pumps. And I think my back would protest mightily. But they are cute!

Good luck to all of the entrants!