It wasn't my fault! |
So I was walking the Boogie-Dog yesterday, and I noticed some broken glass on the sidewalk. Before I could pull him up, he got a piece in his mouth and started to chew.
This is not the smartest dog on the planet.
Luckily I was right there, so I grabbed his lower jaw, shoved my hand in his mouth and started rooting around for the glass. Eventually we got it out, but not before he had cut his tongue and gums with his shenanigans.
It's a good thing he's sweet. Dumbass.
5 comments:
Did you ask him how it tasted...the glass I mean?
Did oy think to ask him how it tasted? The glass I mean..what a duffus...
Dogs are like toddlers - everything has to go in the mouth.
(Cats are like grouchy old men - seemingly independent, but way needier than you think they would be, though they'd be damned if they admitted it.)
(I'm sorry Boogie cut himself, but glad it wasn't worse.)
I love Carol's description of cats. I thought larger dogs were smart? Usually it's the smaller dogs doing stupid things. Of course, I'm a cat person, I'm not speaking from experience.
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