Don't Be a Douchenozzle

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

 

Why, yes, Mazda CX-9, Colorado license plate number 025-WVD, parked in the Hickory House parking lot in Parker, Colorado on Tuesday, June 26th at approximately 6:00 p.m. - you are, in fact, a DOUCHENOZZLE.

Seriously - it's not a Ferrari, for fuck's sake. What makes you think you need to take up 4 PARKING SPACES?

Here lately I've felt like I'm asking myself daily: Who the fuck raised these people? No, seriously - who? It wasn't the wolves - they at least have some social graces.

4 comments:

vince said...

"I need this spot. There's no handicapped people here, so why shouldn't I use it. Besides, why should they get special privileges? They're no better than I am. Fuck 'em. Besides, I probably won't get caught and I doubt anyone will actually need it so who cares anyway?"

Douchenozzle indeed.

Megan Broutian said...

I believe this may be the worse one yet. The only thing that would make sense to me is if the driver was totally drunk or totally high. In which case, I'm glad he's just parked in 4 spots and not, you know, DRIVING.

Phiala said...

Having lived with a wolf for 12 years, and known many of his cousins, I can safely say that wolves are full of social graces. They have a strongly-developed idea of pack law, and would be embarrassed to be seen parking in such a improper manner.

Well, unless it involved steak in some way, which seems to be an "apologize later" kind of offense.

Laura = ^.^ = said...

I'm embarrassed to admit I did this today, out in the ass-end of the lot. I wanted shade for my car, and decided it was ok to be a douchenozzle far away from others.