True Tales of Living with a Jerkbrain - Stress Dreams
Me: Man, I'm tired, I think I'll turn the light out and go to sleep.
Jerkbrain: HAHAHAHA
Me: Fuck you, Jerkbrain. My doc increased my sleep medication.
Jerkbrain: WHATEVS.
***sometime later***
Me: Wait, what? What is this dream? Why am I making such poor choices in this dream?
Jerkbrain: HAHAHAHA
Me: What the fuck, Jerkbrain? I'm trying to rest, and this dream is increasing my stress. NOT RESTFUL.
Jerkbrain: WHATEVS.
***sometime later***
Jerkbrain: Our next episode of "Stress Dreams" is sponsored by the letter "P."
Me: Seriously? What now?
Jerkbrain: "P" is for "powerless," which is what you'll feel as the dream unfolds.
Me: Dude, there are people in this dream who have been dead for some time. Why are bad things happening to them, and why can't I stop it?
Jerkbrain: See? POWERLESS. Don't tell ME your doc increased your sleep meds. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW??
Me: Fuck you, Jerkbrain. And the dream you rode in on.
Jerkbrain: WHATEVS.
***towards morning***
Jerkbrain: Oh, look - the last cycle of REM sleep is coming up. IT'S ON, BITCHES.
Me: Kill me now.
Jerkbrain: Oh, no. I'm going to make you SUFFER.
Me: Why? What did I ever do to you to deserve such a fate?
Jerkbrain: Nothing. I'm just a sadistic bastard. HAHAHHAHA...
Me:You are SUCH an asshole.
Jerkbrain: WHATEVS.
The end.
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I have a jerkbrain, too. I empathize.
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