Don't You Wish You Were Married to Me?

Friday, October 22, 2010

Because if you were, you'd be the proud owner of this fine timepiece. But unless you're the Smart Man, you're not married to me, and you'll have to buy your own Omega. Which sucks for you, but is great if you're the Smart Man.

16 comments:

Anne C. said...

Well, I do, but not because of the watches you'd buy me. ;)

Give the SmartMan my hearty congratulation on his good taste, both in partners and watches.

mom in northern said...

Going to take up diving is he?

Mine is ugly rubber...

Steve Buchheit said...

Ooo, pretty, except for the fact that I have hairy arms and metal watch band rip the hell out of them.

Eric said...

Wait, if I were married to you I'd also get a watch?!?

The Smart Man might want to stay away from open manhole covers and people moving pianos into upper-storey apartments. Kidding. But he knows he's a lucky guy with or without the bling, right?

Janiece said...

Eric, he does indeed.

Jeri said...

Unfortunately, Ms. Janiece, if I were married to you we'd still have to find a state to do it in, and the commute would be hell. ;)

Plus, I'm not sure group marriage is legal in any state, but I'd be game if you and Anne are.

The watch is AWESOME though.

Jeri said...

PS - Eric, if you were married to me (and, note, I'm actually quite marriage averse so this is HYPOTHETICAL and HYPERBOLICAL) your cat would gain an evil twin. Or mine would.

vince said...

Plus, I'm not sure group marriage is legal in any state...

So, what you're saying is that marriage is like Highlander - there can be only one?

Bummer.

Janiece said...

Jeri, if I was going to bat for the other team, I would be terribly torn between you and Anne. Since the whole damn deal would be illegal in any event, it seems to me we can make our own damn rules.

Janiece said...

It just occurred to me that I would also want to include Mistress Tania in my little family, if she was willing.

Why do we include men in this, again?

:-)

neurondoc said...

A group trollop marriage. How lovely!

Anne C. said...

This is belated, but if I were batting for the other team, I'd totally be for the group trollop marriage. :)

Juan Federico said...

No.

FinancialFacade said...

He aint no dummy, the Smartman knows what time it is. He's got a fine lady that obviously cares a lot about him. Congrats on the nice Timepiece.

Janiece said...

Welcome, FinancialFacade.

And Juan, only your lovely wife has the patience to be married to your contrary ass.

Juan Federico said...

I was thinking the same thing about you and the Smart Man. He is a saint.