Today's Free Shit Friday giveaway is two jars of my Awesome Apple Butter of Awesomeness.*
This is always a particularly popular offering. Because it's so AWESOME, you see.
Da rules.
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*Disclaimer: This batch turned out a bit runnier than normal. I have no idea why, but you've been warned.
9 comments:
Fiiiiiiiiine. I don't think anyone else around here--in fact, I know nobody else around here--wants to deal with runny apple butter. So I, at great personal sacrifice and a profound sense of altruism will humbly agree that you can send all of it to me and please close comments before anybody else tries being a hero.
:)
Eric, my dear, I cannot, in all good conscience, allow you to take the hit for this one. You have a significant other to think of. You need to keep yourself free of all apple butter for her sake.
And because I am such a good person, willing to field the assault of apple butter to save others, I will put myself in harm's way. Because I just love you guys so much! *sob*
Should I feel guilty about putting my name up for apple butter right after winning jam?
No, no I should not.
"Well, the cat ate it." (for your weekly does of obscure Monty Python references).
I don't feel guilty, either. Me!
Me!!
Please!!!!
Oh please, oh please, oh please!!!
I do have photos of my last Free Shit Prize -- and will post real Soon Now -- just been crazy here and not ungrateful. (I'm saving that jar for the darkest coldest weekend in February, when we need to be reminded that the Earth will return to provide us goodies again.) Meanwhile, we're sampling a jar of pumpkin butter my old grad school officemate sent us a year or so ago -- it's swell.
As for runny apple butter, there's an apple country restaurant around here that puts apple butter in squeeze bottles and you use it instead of ketchup. Mmmmmm...
So put me up for some random number goodness!
Dr. Phil
And I sit here wondering why you all don't go buy apples?
Spent all my money on the fabulous peaches this year.
Dr. Phil
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