My friend Nunya

Thursday, November 1, 2012
*ring, ring*

Janiece: Hullo?

Female Call Center Agent: Hello! I'm Ariel from the We Like to Annoy You Research Company, and I was wondering if I can ask you a few questions! Have you voted?

J: Yes.

FCCA: So you voted early?

J: Since it's not yet Election Day, and I've voted, I'm going to go with "yes."

FCCA: Why did you vote early?

J: I made up my mind fairly early in the process.

FCCA: Who did you vote for in the Presidential race?

J: None of your business.

FCCA: Excuse me?

J: None of your business.

FCCA: Why won't you tell me?

J: I don't think who I voted for is any of your damn business.

FCCA: Well, that's kind of rude.

J: Not nearly as rude as, say, attempting to invade my privacy by determining who I voted for via secret ballot. Now THAT'S rude.

FCCA: I'm just trying to do my job

J: So am I. Which you're interrupting with your self-serving questions.

FCCA: Have a nice day!

J: Not likely. At least until the election is over.

*click*



You said it, Abby.

6 comments:

Nathan said...

:)

mom in northern said...

An interview with the Mother...they do not own a TV...all the news they get comes via radio and print media.

Unknown said...

word!

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Janiece said...

*TONG*

Tom said...

Back when I first heard the name of our current President, "Baracko Bama" is what I thought people were saying. But "Bronco Bama" adds the authentic Buckaroo Bonzai flavor to it. She's really just QQ! You know, Too Que(t)!