*ring, ring*
Janiece: Hullo?
Female Call Center Agent: Hello! I'm Ariel from the We Like to Annoy You Research Company, and I was wondering if I can ask you a few questions! Have you voted?
J: Yes.
FCCA: So you voted early?
J: Since it's not yet Election Day, and I've voted, I'm going to go with "yes."
FCCA: Why did you vote early?
J: I made up my mind fairly early in the process.
FCCA: Who did you vote for in the Presidential race?
J: None of your business.
FCCA: Excuse me?
J: None of your business.
FCCA: Why won't you tell me?
J: I don't think who I voted for is any of your damn business.
FCCA: Well, that's kind of rude.
J: Not nearly as rude as, say, attempting to invade my privacy by determining who I voted for via secret ballot. Now THAT'S rude.
FCCA: I'm just trying to do my job
J: So am I. Which you're interrupting with your self-serving questions.
FCCA: Have a nice day!
J: Not likely. At least until the election is over.
*click*
You said it, Abby.
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An interview with the Mother...they do not own a TV...all the news they get comes via radio and print media.
word!
*TONG*
Back when I first heard the name of our current President, "Baracko Bama" is what I thought people were saying. But "Bronco Bama" adds the authentic Buckaroo Bonzai flavor to it. She's really just QQ! You know, Too Que(t)!
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