Friday, March 8, 2013
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Janiece
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8:00 AM
Today's Free Shit Friday offering is a pint of my Awesome Apple Butter of Awesome. This variety is my most popular flavor, so enter early, enter often.
If -- by the ineffable grace and goodness of Lady Fate and of Janiece, the hottest chick in my world -- I should win ... I do solemnly swear that I will SHARE (a tiny bit) with The Big Kid and with Child, the Younger. So, yes! Please add me! And thank you!
I am entering this time, but only because I was telling my best friend about your awesome jams & apple butter & I would love to send her a jar. So if I win, your yummy Awesome Apple Butter of Awesome would go to an awesome family of four in Tucson.
I am a Hot Chick living in Castle Rock, CO with my fabulous family. We have a rescue dog named "Jackson," and she's a Basenji/Shepherd mix. She's something of a head case, but we love her. I'm a U.S. Navy vet, and I currently work as an Enterprise Solutions Architect, specializing in VoIP and multimedia contact center design. I care about social justice, libraries, science, the U.S. Constitution and the military. I'm a tax and spend liberal in a largely red county, but I try not to be stabby about it. I knit for charity. Stupidity, cupidity and wanton assholery piss me off, and I'm more than a little soft when it comes to dogs and those who serve others. I blog about whatever I feel like. I use foul language, so if that sort of thing offends you, feel free to fuck off now - if I'm unwilling to clean up my language for my fabulous Great Auntie Margie, I'm unlikely to do so for you. Newcomers are welcome here, especially those who disagree with me, but trolling and spamming will be met with the Shovel of Doom™.
6 comments:
::raises his hand::
Me! Me!
Me?
Oh, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!
Please?
Thank you.
Dr. Phil
No no no, me, me, me!
If -- by the ineffable grace and goodness of Lady Fate and of Janiece, the hottest chick in my world -- I should win ... I do solemnly swear that I will SHARE (a tiny bit) with The Big Kid and with Child, the Younger.
So, yes! Please add me! And thank you!
I am entering this time, but only because I was telling my best friend about your awesome jams & apple butter & I would love to send her a jar. So if I win, your yummy Awesome Apple Butter of Awesome would go to an awesome family of four in Tucson.
Gotta spread the apple butter love.
Pick me, pick me! DO WANT!! (please!)
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