Tiger Woods returns to golf to play in the Masters! Will his wife be there? Will he drive his point home? Will the double entendres NEVER END? Who Cares!
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6 comments:
Ya know what sux the most about all of this type of crap being covered 24/7 by every media? You can't help but know that Tiger screwed around, Jessie cheated on Sandra and she moved out, John has hired a lawyer to try and get sole custody of the kids from Kate... aaaaauuuuggghhh! This shit is taking up valuable brain space!!!!
OH, you think it's bad out in the rest of the country, try living in Georgia...home of the Masters Tournament. We're in the center of Hurricane Tiger for sure.
You'd think it was the second coming. As a coworker put it - the Masters was here long before TW and will be here long after he's gone. A few other golfers have more than one green jacket.
At least this week he's over in Augusta, and not Atlanta. If he's still competing at the end of the golf season, the championship is here in Atlanta.
And somehow I suspect it will be worse. Which is par for the course.
I'll tell you what -- if Tiger wins the Masters he WILL be the greatest golfer in the world to be able to ignore the circus. Of course, that would make him one cold stone bastard. But he'd be the greatest golfer ever.
Dr. Phil
The really funny thing is that after weeks of hype, Tiger's 1:42 start this afternoon may get delayed because of rain...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PS-I only know the exact time because the local morning show announced it whilest I was typing this.
And if all this isn't enough, I just walked into the living room from the back of the house only to discover the previously mentioned local morning show is actually interviewing one of the tramps involoved. TMI, TMI, TMI!!!!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG! Changing channel now.
Better yet, switching to public radio, they're playing classical music this time of day, not interview the HO of the day.
Best comment of the day: @petersagal Tiger looks at golf ball, says to himself: "I'd hit that."
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