Context: The Mechanicky Gal needs a hip replacement, and we're also currently planning our Fall visit.
Me: I think I'll come out to San Diego this time.
MG: Because of the SIREN SONG OF NANDO'S.*
Me: It's beckoning me.
MG: And wouldn't you know it, the fuckin' hip is getting worse day by day (it seems).
Me: Bleh. We'll get you a motor cart, and you can BLING IT UP.
MG: OMG.
Me: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.
MG: I'll make sure I drive it into the heels of assholes.
Me: I do that with my Fiat.
And THAT'S why it's dangerous for us to be in the same state.
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*Nando's is the local Taco Shop, and I can assure you that eating there is a RELIGOUS EXPERIENCE.
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I once knew a young woman with (I think) CF.
She installed a [KILL] button on her scooter that made a satisfying explosion sound when pressed.
Also, Michael and I will be in CA Oct 13th - Oct 20th.
Just, you know, putting that out there.
Alas and alack, I'm leaving on the 13th.
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