A Sisterly Conversation

Thursday, August 14, 2014
Context: The Mechanicky Gal needs a hip replacement, and we're also currently planning our Fall visit.


     Me: I think I'll come out to San Diego this time.

     MG: Because of the SIREN SONG OF NANDO'S.*

     Me: It's beckoning me.

     MG: And wouldn't you know it, the fuckin' hip is getting worse day by day (it seems).

     Me: Bleh. We'll get you a motor cart, and you can BLING IT UP.

     MG: OMG.

     Me: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

     MG: I'll make sure I drive it into the heels of assholes.

     Me: I do that with my Fiat.


And THAT'S why it's dangerous for us to be in the same state.

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*Nando's is the local Taco Shop, and I can assure you that eating there is a RELIGOUS EXPERIENCE.

3 comments:

Random Michelle K said...

I once knew a young woman with (I think) CF.

She installed a [KILL] button on her scooter that made a satisfying explosion sound when pressed.

Random Michelle K said...

Also, Michael and I will be in CA Oct 13th - Oct 20th.

Just, you know, putting that out there.

Janiece said...

Alas and alack, I'm leaving on the 13th.