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- Janiece
- I am a Hot Chick living in Parker, CO with my fabulous family. We're currently without a dog since we lost our beloved Boogie the Giant Schnauzer. I'm a U.S. Navy vet, and I currently work as a Principal Systems Engineer in the Military Industrial Complex, specializing in VoIP and Next Generation 9-1-1 technologies. I care about science, the U.S. Constitution and the military. I'm a tax and spend liberal in a largely red county, but I try not to be stabby about it. I travel A LOT, I aspire to run faster than I do, and I donate knitted cold weather gear to various charities. Stupidity, cupidity and wanton assholery piss me off, and I'm more than a little soft when it comes to dogs and those who serve others. I blog about whatever I feel like. I use foul language, so if that sort of thing offends you, feel free to fuck off now - if I'm unwilling to clean up my language for my fabulous Great Auntie Margie, I'm unlikely to do so for you. Newcomers are welcome here, especially those who disagree with me, but trolling and spamming will be met with the Shovel of Doom™.
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4 comments:
She's going to have the doll attend Levi and Bristol's wedding in her place. Not much chance of looking that happy otherwise.
They could star the doll in their upcoming reality TV show! Pull the string, and she can say things like, "Abstinence-only sex education is swell!" and "Let's put Levi in front of Obama's Death Panel!"
Maybe Bristol and Levi will let her read about the wedding in a magazine, like they did the wedding notice.
Seems like that's one of those situations where the couple's chances are better without the extended-family support. Or mothers-in-law, at least--I can almost see Todd Palin being kind of an alright "Only shows up to bring some sausage from the deer he shot the other day, have a beer with his son-in-law and see the grandkids" kind of in-law. (Wow... feels kinda weird to be saying something vaguely-nice-ish about people named "Palin.")
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