Now That's Thinking

Sunday, November 7, 2010
We have a local pub that we like to go to periodically. They brew their own beer and have tasty sandwiches. It's a small place, and we know the wait-staff, who are all young, friendly and attractive.

We went there last night, and the place was dead - I mean dead. When we arrived, there was one table, and us. Our usual barmaid served us, and she was desperately happy to see a customer - any customer - to alleviate her boredom.

As we were chatting, the Barmaid told us that when she was bored, she would periodically play with something called a "shake-weight," a late night TV product that a regular customer bought her after they had laughed and laughed at the idiocy of the commercial:


She then told us she has noticed a trend - when she uses the "shake-weight," her tips increase exponentially. So she's started using it when her rent's due to close the gap. I believe they call that entrepreneurship.

2 comments:

Warner (aka ntsc) said...

I'm not going there, I saw what you and that shovel did to Jim.

Stacey said...

I first saw this on Ellen and nearly peed my pants. It rivals the Hula Chair.