Burning Questions

Saturday, April 2, 2011
Do people who engage in brown-nosing really understand that they're brown-nosers? Or do they rewrite their own stories in their minds so they can perceive themselves in a better light?

Pelican cases have to be the best example of "form follows function" I've ever seen. How does someone think up such an elegant, obvious design?

Is there a more perfect food on the planet than steamed edamame with sea salt?

Am I the only one who can't look at Ralph Fiennes the same way after observing his creepy, noseless demeanor as the Republican candidate for President...er...I mean, Lord Voldemort? This is unfortunate, as I used to think he was kind of hot.

I like babies. (I know that's not a question, but it's been on my mind lately, so I'm ending with a declarative.) Babies!

9 comments:

Megan said...

Nope, they have no idea they're brown-nosers. Trolls don't know they're trolls, either.

Eric said...

"I like babies? Really?"

-Fixed.

:)

Dr. Phil (Physics) said...

... steamed babies with sea salt?

Dr. Phil

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Juan Federico said...

Brown-nosing it's not a life choice they are born that way. You see it in monkeys too. I can not remember who did the study but I think that National Geographic was involved.

Pelican Cases are designed to meet a need. Another child of Necessity.

Edamame is goooood, but a well made Medium Rare 1/3 pound cheeseburger with fresh sliced jalapenos is the ultimate food.

I don't know about the Fiennes thing so...I pass

Babies Rock!

Eric said...

Sauteed baby with steamed vegetables and extra baby sauce on the side!

Janiece said...

What is wrong with you people?

Juan Federico said...

LMAO

Nathan said...

Sorry, I was busy yesterday.

I prefer a fine Baby Carpaccio with a hint of teriyaki sauce and scallions.
Served slightly warm or chilled is fine.

I don't recommend transporting it in pelican cases, though. A cooler is more appropriate.

Anne C. said...

Brown-nosers: No, they don't know, but don't add on the rewriting their own stories to their list of sins, 'cause most people do that to one extent or another. It's the rare person who can actually look at one's own behavior with a truly unbiased eye.

Edamame: Only dark chocolate and freshly made bread top steamed edamame in my world. But yes, it is very very good.

Ralph Fiennes: I never really thought he was attractive. Sorry. I thought people who loved The English Patient were experiencing a mass delusion.

Babies: Are wonderful. As are the toddlers they grow into. Not that I'm biased. Not at all. ;)