Wall of Embarrassment - August 27, 2011

Monday, August 29, 2011

So the Smart Man and I stopped by our Awesome, Awesome Library on Saturday. Now, our library is always crowded, but never so much as on Saturdays or immediately after school lets out. So when we pulled into the parking lot, we were simply DELIGHTED to see this fucknut taking up TWO parking spots in the lot.

Sporting fleet plate 987-TWP, evidently Ms/Mr. I'm-Very-Important felt that taking up two spots was completely justified rather than parking her/his Very-Important-Penis-Mobile in the outlying parking lot, which always has plenty of room. Because she/he's VERY, VERY IMPORTANT, you see.

So this person gets a spot on the Wall of Embarrassment, rather than the Wall of Shame, which is reserved for those putz-buckets who steal handicapped spaces without benefit of the required placard. So congratulations, 987-TWP! You're not a putz-bucket, just an asshole!

10 comments:

Warner said...

Could you put a link to the Wall of Shame on your main page?

Janiece said...

Done.

WendyB_09 said...

The fact that it's a fleet tag means there are more of them out there...

Carol Elaine said...

I think I'm going to have some pre-printed notes to put on windshields for these asshats, threatening to have them towed. And if they're parked in a handicapped spot, they WILL be reported to the business and the police. I have NO patience for these asswipes.

Karl said...

Went to the PO the other day and a 'lady' in a pickup pulled in next to me as I was parking - she took up 4 slots because her Ford 'heyfuckyouIgotmine'-mobile was too big to turn.

mom in northern said...

They are every where and they breed.

Randy said...

For about 8 years now, I've been promoting* the idea that much of what's wrong with people today can be summed up in this old News of the Weird item (scroll down to "Out of Control in Boston"), and its catchphrase "I'm more important."

So, welcome to the club!

* if by "promoting", you mean "having this idea and keeping it rolling around in my head

Thordr said...

I still park my six foot wide jeep right up next too them and climb out the back. at least that way I am only in one slot.

diandupe?

Jeri said...

I found something I think you'd love:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/75505866/funny-fake-parking-tickets-sticky-notes

You're welcome :)

Janiece said...

OMGWTFBBQ! I TOTALLY ORDERED THOSE.

Thanks, Jeri.