While walking The Incomparable Boogie™ this morning, I found out that all the Qwest activity in our neighborhood is not due to the deployment of Fiber to the Home.
They're putting in a new cell tower in the utility easement, instead.
Waaah!
Nooooes!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
While walking The Incomparable Boogie™ this morning, I found out that all the Qwest activity in our neighborhood is not due to the deployment of Fiber to the Home.
They're putting in a new cell tower in the utility easement, instead.
Waaah!
February 'Tard of the Month
February has come and gone, and now it's time to vote on who was the biggest 'tard for February.
Was it Those Crazy Batista Boys, who thought beating up a police officer would end well for them? Or how about Danny Nalliah, whose direct line to GOD has convinced him that Australia's natural disasters are clearly caused by those dirty, dirty abortionists? Don't forget about America Forever, whose idiocy is only surpassed by their bigotry. And last but not least, there's my Colorado Senators, Scott Renfroe and Dave Schultheis, who believe being gay is comparable to being a murderer and that babies of HIV-positive mothers deserve to get AIDS.
It's hard to decide, I know - but we all have difficult decisions to make in this life.
What say you, Hot Chicks and Smart Men?
Was it Those Crazy Batista Boys, who thought beating up a police officer would end well for them? Or how about Danny Nalliah, whose direct line to GOD has convinced him that Australia's natural disasters are clearly caused by those dirty, dirty abortionists? Don't forget about America Forever, whose idiocy is only surpassed by their bigotry. And last but not least, there's my Colorado Senators, Scott Renfroe and Dave Schultheis, who believe being gay is comparable to being a murderer and that babies of HIV-positive mothers deserve to get AIDS.
It's hard to decide, I know - but we all have difficult decisions to make in this life.
What say you, Hot Chicks and Smart Men?
'Tard of the Week - Genine Compton
You know, some people just should not breed. Especially not repeatedly. The gene pool simply can't recover from the dilution.
Last week, Genine Compton was pulled over by Kettering police because she was driving her car while also breast feeding her daughter and talking on a cell phone.
::blink:blink::
I'm sorry, did that article say that she was breast feeding her baby and talking on a cell phone while DRIVING?
Yes. Yes, it did.
Which is retarded enough, but Ms. Compton has indicated that she will likely do so again, because when her "child is hungry, I'm going to feed it," and that the risks to her baby in case of an accident (such as an airbag deployment) are the same as the risks to her personally. Or as Ms. Compton says, "It's the same difference."
So in addition to needing remedial English classes, Ms. Compton also needs classes in probability and statistics and elementary physics.
Could this woman be any dumber? How can someone be so ignorant of basic safety requirements for transporting children when you actually have some and believe you're all about being a good mother? Seriously, who thinks that breastfeeding your child while driving a car (and talking on a cell phone) carries the same risk to the child as walking down the street?
And she's proud of her utter and complete ignorance, too - clearly he NTSB and the Kettering police don't know any better than her when it comes to transportation safety.
Man, those kids are doomed. Fucking 'tard.
Spin o' the Wheel to Hot Chick Kate.
Last week, Genine Compton was pulled over by Kettering police because she was driving her car while also breast feeding her daughter and talking on a cell phone.
::blink:blink::
I'm sorry, did that article say that she was breast feeding her baby and talking on a cell phone while DRIVING?
Yes. Yes, it did.
Which is retarded enough, but Ms. Compton has indicated that she will likely do so again, because when her "child is hungry, I'm going to feed it," and that the risks to her baby in case of an accident (such as an airbag deployment) are the same as the risks to her personally. Or as Ms. Compton says, "It's the same difference."
So in addition to needing remedial English classes, Ms. Compton also needs classes in probability and statistics and elementary physics.
Could this woman be any dumber? How can someone be so ignorant of basic safety requirements for transporting children when you actually have some and believe you're all about being a good mother? Seriously, who thinks that breastfeeding your child while driving a car (and talking on a cell phone) carries the same risk to the child as walking down the street?
And she's proud of her utter and complete ignorance, too - clearly he NTSB and the Kettering police don't know any better than her when it comes to transportation safety.
Man, those kids are doomed. Fucking 'tard.
Spin o' the Wheel to Hot Chick Kate.
Fuck-Nut Follow-Up
Monday, March 2, 2009
You all know how I loves me my Boogie-Dog. I'm positively soft in the head when it comes to that silly dog, which is why my inaugural edition of What the Fuck is Wrong With These People? was dedicated to dog-fighting.
And it's also why I'm cranky about that utter piece of human crap Michael Vick being released from prison. As far as I'm concerned, he should rot there for eternity for being a complete and irredeemable reprobate. Bastard.
But you know what really pisses me off? That this smug son of a bitch might actually get to return to the NFL and continue his high-paid career. I think he should be forced to pick up dog shit in his local dog park for a living for the rest of his natural life. With his teeth.
NFL? Are you listening?
Do not let this sorry excuse for a contributing member of society back into your game. Because that's all it is - a game. What he did to those poor dogs is criminal.
And it's also why I'm cranky about that utter piece of human crap Michael Vick being released from prison. As far as I'm concerned, he should rot there for eternity for being a complete and irredeemable reprobate. Bastard.
But you know what really pisses me off? That this smug son of a bitch might actually get to return to the NFL and continue his high-paid career. I think he should be forced to pick up dog shit in his local dog park for a living for the rest of his natural life. With his teeth.
NFL? Are you listening?
Do not let this sorry excuse for a contributing member of society back into your game. Because that's all it is - a game. What he did to those poor dogs is criminal.
I Got Nothin.' Nothin' But Speed
I got nothin' today, y'all. Nothin', nothin', nothin'.
Nothin' other than to say that our local Bell affiliate (Qwest Communications - perhaps you've hung their former CEO in effigy) appears to be laying cable in our neighborhood for their new Fiber Optic Internet Service to the Home offer.
Right now we have a cable modem from our local cable provider, which my company pays for since I work from home.
But once this becomes available, I suspect the SmartMan's need for speed (and employee discount) will mean we'll be switching.
20Mbps. I can live with that.
Nothin' other than to say that our local Bell affiliate (Qwest Communications - perhaps you've hung their former CEO in effigy) appears to be laying cable in our neighborhood for their new Fiber Optic Internet Service to the Home offer.
Right now we have a cable modem from our local cable provider, which my company pays for since I work from home.
But once this becomes available, I suspect the SmartMan's need for speed (and employee discount) will mean we'll be switching.
20Mbps. I can live with that.
Loot! Loot! LOOT for ME! (And SmartMan)
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Back from the Verizon store, where SmartMan and I upgraded our phones. Our Razors weren't holding a charge anymore, and we were both interested in getting devices with Qwerty keyboards. Plus we needed to change the plan to take advantage of the SmartMan's employee discount, so now was as good a time as any.
Here's mine:
I'm still dinking around with it, trying to get used to all the bells and whistles.
The SmartMan got this:
He's happy with his purchase, too, since we also got him a data plan so he can access the web from his phone. I didn't think I needed one, since I spend so many of my waking hours at my desk. The last thing I need is more time on-line.
Here's mine:
I'm still dinking around with it, trying to get used to all the bells and whistles.
The SmartMan got this:
He's happy with his purchase, too, since we also got him a data plan so he can access the web from his phone. I didn't think I needed one, since I spend so many of my waking hours at my desk. The last thing I need is more time on-line.
Good Food, Good Friends
Each month, we try to go to dinner with a group of friends we've known for about 100 years, and last night was dinner at Hickory House Ribs. I don't care for ribs, so I had chicken fingers, but the rest of the group had ribs, Colorado sausage, brisket, and other fat-filled and delicious entrees.
Hmm...fat.
After, we came back here to the yellow house to visit.
SmartFriend brought Demento Dog with him and spent the night, since it's a long drive back to his neck of the woods, and I made biscuits and my World's Best Gravy for breakfast. Hot Chick Anne was around, too, and now all four of us will be needing Lipitor prescriptions.
The rest of the day will be taken with putzing around, and I'm due for a new phone, so we'll probably visit the Verizon store.
Enjoy your Sunday, Hot Chicks and Smart Men.
Hmm...fat.
After, we came back here to the yellow house to visit.
SmartFriend brought Demento Dog with him and spent the night, since it's a long drive back to his neck of the woods, and I made biscuits and my World's Best Gravy for breakfast. Hot Chick Anne was around, too, and now all four of us will be needing Lipitor prescriptions.
The rest of the day will be taken with putzing around, and I'm due for a new phone, so we'll probably visit the Verizon store.
Enjoy your Sunday, Hot Chicks and Smart Men.
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