Fuck-Nut Follow-Up

Monday, March 2, 2009
You all know how I loves me my Boogie-Dog. I'm positively soft in the head when it comes to that silly dog, which is why my inaugural edition of What the Fuck is Wrong With These People? was dedicated to dog-fighting.

And it's also why I'm cranky about that utter piece of human crap Michael Vick being released from prison. As far as I'm concerned, he should rot there for eternity for being a complete and irredeemable reprobate. Bastard.

But you know what really pisses me off? That this smug son of a bitch might actually get to return to the NFL and continue his high-paid career. I think he should be forced to pick up dog shit in his local dog park for a living for the rest of his natural life. With his teeth.

NFL? Are you listening?

Do not let this sorry excuse for a contributing member of society back into your game. Because that's all it is - a game. What he did to those poor dogs is criminal.

4 comments:

Wendy said...

Um, trust me, Atlanta doesn't want him back, even to pick up dog shit with his teeth in the local dog parks.

On a brighter note, Vick's multi-million dollar mansion is in foreclosure. AND from what I understand, Vick has to appear in a Virginia bankruptcy court on some date very soon, but is in prison in Levinworth, Kansas, and may not get a court order in time to be transported to Virginia for the hearing.

Should he not appear, it means his bankruptcy plan would most likely not be approved and his creditors can go after his ass. nom-nom-nom...OOOH, more jail time for Mikey???

Anyhow, his fucking attorneys are looking for loopholes in his NFL contract to keep him from being fired. Makes me embarrassed for the legal community.

The owner of the Falcons, Arthur Blank, said Vick will never play in Atlanta again. After trying for several months to trade Vick and finding no takers, the team is planning to release him so they don't get stuck paying out his bloated contract.

Ugh...Who'd want him?

The dogs, I think they've all been rehabilitated and adopted by people who know and love Pit Bulls. Not my breed of choice, but most of the ones I've known have been big babies.

Vick on the other hand, has no hope for rehabilitation.

Another one needing a place under the jail.

WendyB_09

Janiece Murphy said...

Wendy, it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Wendy said...

Seems you found one of my hot buttons there Hot Chick! Animal cruelty being one, and stoopid, overpaid jocks with serious cases of head-bloat being another.

In the case of this fuck-nut, it's a two for one special!

Must work and try to ignore the amusements on the interweeb today! Have deadlines looming.

WendyB_09

Eric said...

Should he not appear, it means his bankruptcy plan would most likely not be approved and his creditors can go after his ass. nom-nom-nom...OOOH, more jail time for Mikey???

Well, not for bankruptcy, no. Happily, we no longer have debtor's prisons like they did in Dickens' time.

Not that Vick doesn't deserve every day of prison he can get, just that let's not, you know, get all nineteenth century about it.