Oh, Will Smith, I am So Disappointed

Monday, January 21, 2008
I am so disappointed. I just heard on The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe Podcast that Will Smith is Scientology's new bitch.

He evidently decided that his wrap present for his last gig would be Scientology church vouchers for personality tests at your nearest Scientology center.

Oh, Will. I really like you and Jada. Please don't turn into a taller, darker, more charming version of that freak-of-nature, Tom Cruise. I just couldn't take it if my favorite sci-fi action movie of all time Independence Day was ruined forever by some scary video of you, with feverish fervor, professing your belief in Engrams and the divinity of L. Ron.

Please...say it ain't so.

9 comments:

Nathan said...

I haven't talked to the guy since like 1992, so don't blame me.

Michelle K said...

WAH!

WTF is wrong with these people?

BAH.

Anne C. said...

Oh, that's sad. I heard something about him defending Tom after some foot-in-mouth debacle.
Hopefully he'll be more discreet about his Scientology, like Travolta.

Janiece Murphy said...

Anne, let's hope so. I don't find Travolta particularly offensive, so maybe it won't be as bad as I fear...

Nathan said...

Tania's gonna be on Jeopardy!

Jim Wright said...

If he starts jumping on the couch or telling the rest of us how some made up bullshit by a pulp b-list hack scifi writer is the key to true happiness - I'm going to stop watching his movies.

Now, what's this about Tania?

Janiece Murphy said...

Jim, me too.

And what's this about Tania?

The Mechanicky Gal said...

I will not watch Tom Cruise movies anymore, and if Will Smith joins that group of crackheads, than I will not ever watch his movies either. I just have to draw that line somewhere.

Janiece Murphy said...

I'll watch John Travolta, so if Will's discreet, I'll continue to watch him, too.

But if Will turns into Skreechy Tom the Freeze-Dried Whack-a-Loon, then I am so out of here.