So Wrong

Sunday, August 2, 2009
Modified 8/3/2009 1:25 p.m.. I had to take out that horrible embedded video because it auto-started every time the page loaded. I didn't think a murderous rampage inspired by "Snuggies for Dogs" was a good life plan, so now you need to click through if you want to see this abomination.

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This is wrong on so many levels, I don't even know where to begin.

Snuggies for Dogs

I can reassure you that the Boogie Dog will not be receiving one of these. Ever.

15 comments:

Nathan said...

This is a great product for people who want all the other doggies at school to beat the living shit out of their little pansy-assed dogs.

Geek Goddess said...

My dog has fur.

Jeri said...

Really, I think Boogie would enjoy the talking dog tag. :D

Jim Wright said...

I swear to Dog, I thought this was a parody. Really. I kept waiting for the punch line.


What Nathan said, my sled dog and her friends would beat the dogshit out of your pansy dog and take its lunch money. you'd find it hanging from the flag pole with a Snuggy Wedgie in its little fuzzy doggy butt crack.

Megan said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Janiece Murphy said...

Naomi, so does Boogie. And he's enough of a wimp without wearing a sign that says to the other dogs, "kick my ass - please!"

Did you notice how the dogs in the video were all panting? That's because THEY HAVE FUR and that hideous thing MADE THEM HOT.

Venus Vaughn said...

It makes me want to buy Boogie one and send it to him.

Janiece Murphy said...

Venus, that's just not nice.

Wendy said...

::SNORT::

I'm laughing so I can barely type this...

I don't think the dogs are panting, I think they're laughing their fuzzy asses off!!

WendyB_09

brenda113 said...

They don't make a Snuggy Boogie's size anyway, Janiece.
Isn't it interesting that the poor little pooches that get the "warm" coats are always the ones with dense fur of their own.

Tania said...

My cat that goes outside to do his business when it is -40F would MOCK any dog seen wearing a Snuggie.

We all know there is nothing that can communicate scorn like a cat. Nothing.

Konstantin B. said...

On of my biggest pet peeves is the clothes for dogs.

Makes me go .. GAH! and GRRRR!!... and GHMFH!

Steve Buchheit said...

Okay, not as bad as those people who dress up their cement geese, but still.

And Jim, I'll bet your sled dog wears little booties when out on the trail. My cats snicker at those booties.

Jim Wright said...

Steve, your cat would stick to the ground here. My dog sneers at your cat. Sneers.

Carol Elaine said...

I think clothing for dogs (or any kind of pet) is just STUPID. I make an exception only for hairless or super, super short haired pets because, well, they're not bred for cold climates. However, it would make more sense to just not have a chihuahua or an American Hairless Terrier when living in cold climates.

Oddly enough, Snuggies for Dogs - still not as stupid looking as Snuggies for Humans.