September 'Tard of the Month

Thursday, October 1, 2009
October is upon us, Hot Chicks and Smart Men. You know what that means - snotty noses, Halloween costumes and September 'Tard of the Month voting!

I'm a big ole slacker this month, so we only have three candidates for this prestigious award. First is that bastion of impartial legislation, Max Baucus, whose COMPLETELY UNBIASED STAFF chose to send the new health care bill to K Street before sending it to Congress; Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who really is just bugfuck crazy. No, seriously - does anyone think this guy isn't three bricks short of a load? And John Edwards, whose dumbassery is only exceeded by his boorishness in the way he has conducted his "affairs."

What say you, Hot Chicks and Smart Men?

9 comments:

Nathan said...

I honestly don't know why I chose Max over the others. Just seems like he could use some love.

Janiece said...

Well, it seems certain that John Edwards doesn't need any more "love."

Carol Elaine said...

*sob*

It's rare that I kick out men from my imaginary seraglio, but Edwards has been kicked to the curb. I kicked him out sometime ago, but I never announced it before.

*sigh*

It really is a tossup between Baucus and Immastraightjacket, but I'll go with Baucus because he is really pissing me the fuck off right now.

Karl said...

Yeah, Baucus - sigh... He got my vote this time, but Ahmadinejad is almost at the top of my list for 'people whose spines should fall through their assholes and break their own necks'...

WendyB_09 said...

I went with Ahmanutjob.
At some point something will have to be done about him, just not sure it should be us.

Steve Buchheit said...

Went with Baucus because he can directly fuck with us. It may not make him more of a tard, but it does make him more dangerous in the immediate sense.

neurondoc said...

Picked Caucus Baucus, because he's supposed to be doing something for *me*, and the other two aren't. I mean really -- sending it out to the lobbyists first? How obvious.

Jim Wright said...

Mockmood ImmaDenin'daholocaust- just because his name irritates me. I liked the Russians as enemies, I could pronounce "Boris" and "Ivan." This guy? Bah. Who names their kid Mockmood? It's a sure bet he's going to turn out to be an asshole.

David said...

I'm going with Baucus because Ahmedinijad is screwing over his own country and Edwards screwed over his family, but the screwing over from Baucus may well extend to me and mine.