Nathan, I got some Spam today I'd be happy to forward you. One from some fly by night Haiti related charity who wanted me to paste their HTML code onto my blog, and two from folks guaranteeing me A BETTER INTIMATE LIFE and that I'll make love like R. JEREMY.
Err... why would a hot chick want to be polymorphed into a short hairy man with a huge dong?
Sorry, I really just have to ask. That's the kind of thing that will bother me all day. Maybe you could e-mail the spammers back and ask them? No, wait, that's probably a bad idea....
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Well I can't watch it at work, but let me say I'm interested to hear what one of the gents from Sigur Ros has been cooking up on the side...
...as long as it stays on the side. If Sigur Ros breaks up, I will be a sad panda.
Eric, it's my understanding that it is in fact a side project. He describes these songs as just not fitting with the Sigur Ros style.
I deserve original content!
Nathan, I got some Spam today I'd be happy to forward you. One from some fly by night Haiti related charity who wanted me to paste their HTML code onto my blog, and two from folks guaranteeing me A BETTER INTIMATE LIFE and that I'll make love like R. JEREMY.
Is that original enough for you?
Err... why would a hot chick want to be polymorphed into a short hairy man with a huge dong?
Sorry, I really just have to ask. That's the kind of thing that will bother me all day. Maybe you could e-mail the spammers back and ask them? No, wait, that's probably a bad idea....
Oh well.
Eric, these are the questions for the ages.
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