Who Cares? Magazine, Volume 3, Issue 3

Friday, January 16, 2009

Did Oprah smoke Crack? Is she responsible for the downward spiral of her lover? Did The Secret lead her down the road to perdition? Who Cares!

7 comments:

John the Scientist said...

WTF?

Janiece Murphy said...

What? Don't you read The National Enquirer?

Eric said...

I'm guessing the Enquirer's source was Oprah's sex'n'drugs guru James Frey?

Janiece Murphy said...

I think it was some Tell-All book by some dude she used to date.

I don't remember his name, and I'm not going to look it up because I DON'T CARE.

Wendy said...

I suppose they're thinking all that lead to her falling off the diet wagon...again.

Oh, wait, that would require them to think, and they're not paid to think.

WHO CARES??

Tania said...

Awful as this sounds, unless Oprah decides to promote the book I'll only write if she agrees to promote it, I really don't care what Oprah's doing.

BTW Eric -- nice snark.

Eric said...

Thanks, Tania. I was hoping it wouldn't go unappreciated. :-)