December 'Tard of the Month

Friday, January 2, 2009
December has been a busy, busy month here at Hot Chicks Dig Smart Men, and it's time to vote for your very favorite 'tard. Will it be the Denver Renters, who send their renter's deposits to Nigeria? The Credit Union Teller who used her tongue as a chemical analysis device? Is it AquaMantra Customers, who buy quantumly charged water to improve their lives? Or Estacado Energy Services, who apparently think violating the laws of physics is a swell idea? Or the Person Who Talked Out of Their Ass, who think they know more about Neonatal medicine than the Cleveland Clinic?

Weigh in, Hot Chicks and Smart Men, and point and laugh at the dumbasses who give me something to blog about.

5 comments:

Karl said...

What about the Wile E. Coyote-like genius who outed the SSGCIGDPSSWIPWDTPC?

If he's not being included I guess I'll vote for the lady with the mass-spectrometer tongue. (Reminds me of a Tick episode)

Janiece Murphy said...

Karl, he's my 'tard for next week.

I already had five for December, and he'll let me start the year out right.

Nathan said...

OK. I've lost track. Just what the hell does SSGCIGDPSSWIPWDTPC stand for?

Janiece Murphy said...

"The Super-Secret Government Counter-Intelligence Group Dedicated to Persecuting the Selfless Scientists Who Impede the Progress of World Domination Through Particle Collisions"

Nathan said...

Yup. Thanks.