This year has been chock-full of worthy candidates for this prestigious award, but there can be only one! Here are the candidates:
May - Keiffe & Sons Ford
June - Fox News and Pat Buchanan (Tie)
July - Elaine Donnelly and Jesse Jackson (Tie)
August - Recreate '68 Protesters
September - The Anonymous Pedicure Customer
October - DeAngelo Starnes
November - 52% of California Voters
December - Person Who Talked Out of Their Ass
Democracy in Action. Get your vote counted today!
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11 comments:
I haven't voted yet, because I just can't choose! Can I just vote for all of them and leave it at that???
Natalie -- who has a new boss's boss's boss's boss's boss's boss's boss as of noon yesterday
Sorry, Natalie - it's just the nature of democracy.
You must hold your nose and choose.
Where's Wally?!?!?!?!?
So many choices, so little time...
And I based my vote on the fact that yesterday took care of the anonymous pedicure customer, I'll bet the smoke is still coming out of her ears...
WendyB_09
So many difficult choices.
John, he didn't make the cut.
Them's the breaks.
Then I'm going to have to go with DeAngelo Starnes because he managed to press both my "Unions are not serving their members" button and my "all people of a particular race have to be of the same political viewpoint" buttons.
Because, you know, my kids won't be caught between worlds enough without someone telling them how they should think (like that's ever going to work :D).
Janiece -- I did finally choose one, although it was difficult.
So many worthy candidates, but I had to go with 52% of California voters, because that shit is personal. 52% of my fellow citizens deciding to take away a legal civil right from an entire group of people?
Oh fuck no, you fucking shitheads.
(As you can tell, I'm still pissed off.)
I went with pure volume and voted for the 52% of CA voters. That's a lot of stupidity!
So much stupidity, it hurts us to choose, precious. But we will.
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