Just returned from the dentist's office, where he removed my teeth through my nose. #crazydayIn addition, I really did go to the dentist this morning, and now my teeth are extremely cold sensitive, and my back feels like someone's been kicking me in the kidneys with pointy shoes. Yeah, I know - thems the breaks, you whiny ass.
Now using the rack as my exercise machine. I feel taller already! #crazyday
I've decided to sniff Play-Doh in lieu of drinking during the work day. #crazyday
Simple Green is PEOPLE! #crazyday
And to add insult to injury? The EBOLA is back in my life. With a vengeance.
Is it tomorrow, yet?
How about now?
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U R doing it rong.
It has been scientifically proven that just a whiff of Play Doh will provide you with happy memories transporting you back to your childhood.
Sniff, sniff...ah, much better now!
No, really, I've got two mini-tubs sitting on my cookbook shelf! Aah!
Wendy, that's just a baking accident waiting to happen. Good thing PlayDoh is non-toxic!
Janiece, I didn't realize those tweets were supposed to be the crazy ones. At least, the pattern is not significantly different from your normal tweets.
o.O
John, I have no idea what you're talking about. NO IDEA, DO YOU HEAR???
Another reason not to get a twitter account? There's enough to read when I know what the hell you people are talking about.
Wimp.
But... Nathan... I joined... the Twitter... and now... now everything... is... better.... Why... why won't... why won't you... join... us...? The Twitter... completes us... it's... it's like... you'll never be... alone... again....
Join us....
Join us....
Join us....
Umm, is the Ebola project the one that I'm working on with you or is that some other project?
I'm hoping for the later versus the former.
Twitter makes me itchy a little bit.
Terry, it's the latter. It makes your project look like a 20 seat IP Office install.
I'll tell you about it the next time I see you. Unless you'd rather drink, that is.
Wendy, you still have that bottle of Play-Doh perfume?
Dr. Phil
As a matter of fact, I do!!
I can see it from where I'm typing, it's right next to the two lil' tubs!!
"Now using the rack as my exercise machine."
(said in my best Groucho Marx voice) You know, that could pretty much explain my whole college exercise routine.
Must
Stop
the Jokes
in My
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