If my GF read your blog, I'd totally hate Smart Man... making the rest of us look like complete slackers. I did get Jule the spa day, but doooooood! the ring was just to make the rest of us look bad.
Nathan, it's worse than you thought. The spa day was coordinated with two other couples we know, and all three gals got a "Ladies Night Out" package, which includes a night at a fancy hotel with Champagne, etc. as well as the spa day.
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If my GF read your blog, I'd totally hate Smart Man... making the rest of us look like complete slackers. I did get Jule the spa day, but doooooood! the ring was just to make the rest of us look bad.
Merry merry!
Nathan, it's worse than you thought. The spa day was coordinated with two other couples we know, and all three gals got a "Ladies Night Out" package, which includes a night at a fancy hotel with Champagne, etc. as well as the spa day.
My Smart Man rules.
Gaaaaah! I'm pwn'd
Why, yes, Nathan. You are.
I still have one surprise under the tree (to be opened on New Years). I suspect it's even worse/better.
Bwahahaha!
Wow, that's a big gift-card. Kinda makes the ring look small. :)
Steve, your bitterness at being out-gifted will not deter me from my smug superiority at choosing the best Smart Man.
Tra la la la la, la la la la.
What a GREAT gift. My smart man did the bling but not the spa day, opting for electronics instead, which works just fine for this geeky girl.
Besides, we're going to Vegas in Feb, where he will gamble and I will give myself my own darn spa day. :)
Glad you had a great Christmas!
(cries silently to herself wondering where oh where did the Smart Men in San Diego all go???)
Amy, apparently they moved to western NY...
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