Q: What does sophisticated chicks dig?
A: Decent grammar. Thanks for playing.
Q: Where are hot chicks with stormtroopers
A: In Nazi Germany. Or your imagination. But not here, so move along, please.
Q: Where are the homemade chicks
A: Good question. I'm thinking in some less-than-reputable lab, a la Buffy the Vampire Slayer. If you do find them, please keep that creepy, creepy information to yourself. Thanks.
Q: Why do chicks want men with money
A: Well, speaking only for myself, I don't want men with money, per se. I do want a man who actually, you know, has a job and doesn't expect me to support him. But I'm picky that way.
Q: "big dicks hot chicks" on ask.com
A: I don't know if the fact that my blog appears in the web results for this search is fricken' hilarious or deeply disturbing.
Also? You're not going to find nude photos of Tal Wilkenfeld here. While I believe her to be a gifted musician, I'm really not interested in seeing her without her clothes on.
AND I DON'T KNOW IF KEITH HARKIN IS GAY. STOP COMING HERE TO FIND THAT OUT. SERIOUSLY.
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I had a post title for a full-throttle rant that had a list of obscenities partially starred out (mother*******, ****sucking....you get the drift). It was bringing up peculiar and disturbing search phrases involving mothers and sons and various other menage a group of hillbillies (sorry, I don't know French for "group of hillbillies" - just say it with a fake accent). How disappointed they must have been when they hit a political rant with no photos!
I finally deleted the title and named it something else.
Also, if I had known that there is a series of porn movies out starring a Mrs. Bitch, I might have chosen a different blog name. Or maybe not.
Bawahahahahaha
You know how I feel about this.
Honestly, it never occurred to me that naming my blog "Hot Chicks Dig Smart Men" would result in people coming here looking for teh Pr0n.
I'm slow, evidently.
But it's been the title for so long I tolerate the Pr0n surfers, because I don't want to change it.
Re: item #2--hot chick with stormtroopers:
Try here, hot chick surrounded by stormtroopers, telling their boss he smells bad.
I tried to find the one where she's shooting a stormtrooper in the face, but was too lazy to go beyond the second or third Google Images search page. Nonetheless, am glad (as always) to be helpful. Cheers.
Eric, she's Jim's sweetheart.
You know that.
Tee Hee
Thank you Eric, those were the Stormtroopers I thought of as well.
Dammit Eric, you mention the stormtroopers' boss, but you don't show him?
For shame.
(Okay, there are no stormtroopers in that photo, but I couldn't find anything with Leia, Tarkin and stormtroopers. Vader's close enough.)
I think it's 'gob', 'glob', or 'passel' of Hillbillies. I had a friend who once referred to them as a 'heap' or a 'holler', but he was from Georgia and I couldn't trust him.
I thought it was a "passel" of hillbillies.
Well the Georgia hillbillies I used to know didn't care what you called them as long as you didn't call them late to the possum roast!
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