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About Me
- Janiece
- I am a Hot Chick living in Castle Rock, CO with my fabulous family. We have a rescue dog named "Jackson," and she's a Basenji/Shepherd mix. She's something of a head case, but we love her. I'm a U.S. Navy vet, and I currently work as an Enterprise Solutions Architect, specializing in VoIP and multimedia contact center design. I care about social justice, libraries, science, the U.S. Constitution and the military. I'm a tax and spend liberal in a largely red county, but I try not to be stabby about it. I knit for charity. Stupidity, cupidity and wanton assholery piss me off, and I'm more than a little soft when it comes to dogs and those who serve others. I blog about whatever I feel like. I use foul language, so if that sort of thing offends you, feel free to fuck off now - if I'm unwilling to clean up my language for my fabulous Great Auntie Margie, I'm unlikely to do so for you. Newcomers are welcome here, especially those who disagree with me, but trolling and spamming will be met with the Shovel of Doom™.
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- "America! Fuck, Yeah!"
- A Family Affair
- Accepting Me
- Do You Hear What I Hear
- Judgey Me
- On Being a Justifiable Snob
- On Refugees, Risk, and the Value of Courage
- On the Nature of Love
- Pesonality and Character
- Rules for Life
- The Ball in the Box
- The Men in my Life
- Things That are None of my Business - A Non-Comprehensive List
- Treat Your Children Well
- Why I Run
- You Are What You Do When it Counts
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UNESCO World Heritage Sites I've Visited
- Bahrain - Qal’at al-Bahrain – Ancient Harbour and Capital of Dilmun
- Belgium - Historic Center of Brugge
- Canada - Historic District of Old Québec
- Croatia - Old city of Dubrovnik
- France - Le Havre, the City Rebuilt by Auguste Perret
- Greece - Acropolis, Athens
- Italy - Archaeological Areas of Pompei, Herculaneum and Torre Annunziata
- Italy - Historic Center of Florence
- Italy - Portovenere, Cinque Terre, and the Islands (Palmaria, Tino and Tinetto)
- Italy -Historic Centre of Rome, the Properties of the Holy See in that City Enjoying Extraterritorial Rights and San Paolo Fuori le Mura
- Montenegro - Natural and Culturo-Historical Region of Kotor
- Netherlands - Seventeenth-Century Canal Ring Area of Amsterdam inside the Singelgracht
- Philippines - Baroque Churches of the Philippines
- Scotland - Heart of Neolithic Orkney
- Scotland - The Forth Bridge
- Singapore - Singapore Botanical Gardens
- USA - Kluane / Wrangell-St. Elias / Glacier Bay / Tatshenshini-Alsek
- USA - Grand Canyon National Park
- USA - Great Smoky Mountains National Park
- USA - Hawai'i Volcanoes National park
- USA - Mesa Verde National Park
- USA - Redwood National and State Parks
- USA - Yellowstone National Park
- USA - Yosemite National Park
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9 comments:
Well, of course they can. They just don't wanna at the moment.
Yeah...they'll fly when they're darn good and ready.
Because they are not your show ponies, damnit!
I love Terry Jones.
And those fat, flying penguins were so cute!
I posted this for Michelle, actually...
Where is she?
Probably flying to South America...
Judging from the silence over at Random, she's away from her computer or busy. (Like I should be...)
Michelle! OH, MICHELLE!
WHAT?! WHAT?!
(looking startled)
I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!
(blinking)
WHAT?!
err...
(sheepishly)
Hi?
And the penguins are cute, but they didn't get any good pictures of their TEETH!
(I'd already seen that, so I wasn't paying close attention. Sorry! Sorry! [Plus, I was, like, actually doing work today. Funny that!])
Work. What a concept. That's what I've been doing all day, util I went and grilled steaks with friends and drank beer and wine and played dominos. I lead an exciting life.
Unlike the penguins.
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