October 'Tard of the Month

Monday, November 9, 2009
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT A SLACKER I AM. It's November 9th, and we still haven't voted on the October 'tard of the month. Any day now I'll be voted off the island, or voted as the 'tard myownself.

In any event, here are the candidates for October: First up is Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who evidently believes that the Christian religious symbol is everyone's religious symbol. Because really, why not?  Next is "The Oath Keepers," those treasonous motherfuckers who think only THEY are real Americans (the rest of us are apparently just PRETENDING). Lastly we have that incredible opportunist Joe Lieberman, whose ability to execute on an idea or value is directly related to the direction of the wind.

What say you, Hot Chicks and Smart Men?

12 comments:

vince said...

This one was difficult for me, because all three are excellent candidates. But I had to go with The Oath Keepers, by the smallest of margins.

Stacey said...

I too had trouble deciding and came to the conclusion that since the apocolypse hasn't happened and is not upon us and that Joe couldn't actually DO anything, I only had one choice left, but it was close with Oath Keepers.

Steve Buchheit said...

Had to go with Oath Keepers. Joe is making a hard run for 'tard candidacy for November though.

Carol Elaine said...

It's another tough choice, but I vote for Lieberman. Why? Because I fucking hate Joe "My Principles Are More Flexible Than A Double-Jointed Gymnastic Porn Star (If Not As Admirable Or Moral)" Lieberman.

Vagabond said...

Carol Elaine gets my vote for "best nickname set off by quotations!" I gave her high marks for originality, sarcasm and, of course, use of a porn star!

Janiece said...

Carol Elaine is nothing if not original, sarcastic and, of course, porny(?).

You'd like her.

Nathan said...

I, too, am going with Oath Keepers based on the fact that I think Lieberman is going to score "Tard of the Decade" over the next month or two. Save up your votes!

Juan Federico said...

I voted Scalia, he's in a position to caused real damage.

The Oath Keepers are morons; ergo for all their bluster they will be ineffective in any event that requires the "Oath" to be fulfilled.

Lieberman....well, just blow in his other ear with a hairdryer and that's that. :)

Oh scheisse, I'd better put away m'Kabar....

WendyB_09 said...

Yeah, had to go with the Oathkeepers. 'tards.

These people have guns, know how to use them, and are masquarading as defenders of this country. Which scares the tar out of me!

Carol Elaine said...

Vagabond and Janiece, thank you!

*bows deeply*

*blush*

Considering Lieberman's history of trying to censor video games, music and YouTube, I personally found it amusing to compare him to a porn star (though I find him far less moral than your average porn star). I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

Jim Wright said...

I'm with Carol on this one.

Venus Vaughn said...

I had to vote for Scalia because while those other dudes surely have their head up their asses, Scalia has the LAW in his hands. The LAW!

The rest is just opinion.