FABULOUS HAWAIIAN CRUISE

Thursday, May 26, 2011
I'm going to be scarce around here for the next week or two. Because I'm leaving for a FABULOUS HAWAIIAN CRUISE on Saturday. Which will be FABULOUS.

As is my custom, I've preposted some content so that you all won't be without your dancing monkey in my absence - mostly retreads of my favorite pieces that I've written for Hot Chicks Dig Smart Men.

I'm also leaving the Incomparable Boogie™ (along with an attendant human) here to hold down the Fort at the Big Yellow House, so any of you with ill intent will have a huge, black dog to contend with. Who's old and grumpy. And lumpy. But still fierce.

Enjoy your week, slaving away in the salt mines of Corporate America, while the Smart Man and I enjoy the lovely tropical islands of Hawai'i. It's unlikely we'll be thinking of you while we're frolicking in the surf or eating delicious, fattening food, but if it makes you feel better, please imagine us lounging on the deck of our cruise ship, sipping frosty tropical beverages, saying to one another, "I wonder what [insert your name here] is doing?"

11 comments:

Eric said...

Hooray, fabulous cruise!

Have fun!

The Mechanicky Gal said...

We expect a full report upon your return...
Hoist a frosty, paper-umbrella drink for me!

The Mechanicky Gal said...

Oh, and will there be someone to repair your nails as the ship rocks from side to side?
And after that one comical abandon ship drill, there will be NO ECTT, DCTT, etc drills. I know, you miss them SO MUCH.

Carol Elaine said...

Yay!

Have a marvelous time, you crazy kids!

Anne C. said...

Jealous, but happy you're getting away from the corporate salt mines, Janiece. You deserve every lovin' minute of it!

Have a wonderful time, hon.

Janiece said...

MG, I'm getting my nails done before we go. Also? Ship only sails at night. WIN.

And I will indeed pay attention to the Abandon Ship drill. I doubt cruise ship's PM schedule would impress me much.

And I do plan on LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT. In my lamp shade shirt and white slacks!

David said...

Enjoy!

Anne C. said...

You rock those slacks, grrrl!

And I'm guessing the Smart Man is the source of the lampshade remark. Considering how much you two may imbibe, I'm gonna say the lampshade you'll be wearing is MUCH prettier than his. ;P

Janiece said...

Actually the Smart Girl and I came up with that one. All those little beads along the hem...

Hee.

warner said...

Cruises are fun.

Threats about your dog don't scare me, you on the other hand...

kimby said...

Here's to you and SmartMan having a wonderful RELAXING time!!!