Missives from the Apocalypse - #4

Saturday, May 21, 2011
It's well after 6:00 p.m. Mountain, and guess what? Still no Rapture. WHAT A GYP. I was really hoping all those self-righteous douchebags would be out of my hair for the duration, but it was not to be.

What a shock. NOT.

Unfortunately, this also means I'm going to have to do my homework tomorrow. Fuck.

5 comments:

mom in northern said...

maybe next time..

Juan Federico said...

As I understand this particular version of what's supposed to happen. Only 144,000 people get picked. The bad thing is that the standards to qualify for "Rapture" means the people who would qualify do not include the douche bags.....

If it helps I wanted to go looting too. It would have been like Halloween in Detroit! :)

Anne C. said...

"Only 144,000 people get picked."

What is it with humans and the number 12?

Mavro said...

What I liked best was a news snippet about a believer who had taken a week off work and travelled to our Doomsday Pastor to be with him during the Big Event.

If you believe the world's gonna end, why take a week's vacation? I'd just tell my boss "Fuck you, I'm out of here, you're all gonna die anyway." No, the guy took a week off. Brilliant.

Janiece said...

Mavro, I guess you can never be too careful.

Or perhaps he just lacked faith.