Special Edition - 'Tard of the Week: Kirk Cameron

Friday, May 20, 2011
You know, I can think lots and lots of reasons why Kirk Cameron is a complete assbite with no critical thinking skills whatsoever. The whole Ray Comfort-banana imbroglio. The Left Behind movies. His inability to accept empirical reality when it conflicts with his religion.

But now I think he's just a DOUCHE. Because apparently he feels that he's completely qualified to not only question the ideas of one of the greatest scientific thinkers of our time, but also to whine about how it's so unfair that Dr. Hawking is untouchable because of his physical disability.

Evidently Cameron, who "graduated with honors" from, you know, high school, feels that his ideas are much more worthy of consideration than Dr. Hawking's. He proves HOW VERY EDUCATED AND INFORMED he is in the following statement:
"He has an unfair disadvantage, and that gives him a free pass on some of his absurd ideas. Professor Hawking is heralded as 'the genius of Britain,' yet he believes in the scientific impossibility that nothing created everything and that life sprang from non-life."
No, I didn't make that shit up. It's a direct quote.

It's a SCIENTIFIC IMPOSSIBILITY. Because KIRK CAMERON, HIGH SCHOOL HONOR GRADUATE SAYS SO. And they try to claim that Atheists are arrogant. ::snort::

Dude makes me so happy I'm an Atheist. We have asswipes in our ranks, as well, but at least we don't have to lay claim to the likes of him. 'Tard.

4 comments:

Stacey said...

Hey - I don't want him either!

Janiece said...

Stacey, I know you don't. But unfortunately, you have no choice. Sort of like the Jews and Gilbert Gottfried.

We all have our cross to bear.

Ba-dum-bump!

Carol Elaine said...

This high school graduate (with honors!) says Kirk Cameron is a non-thinking douchenozzle.

Yeah, Stephen Hawking has had it so easy thanks to his disability. I mean, it's not like he got where he is today thanks to his very impressive brain power.

Ow, I think I sprained my eyeballs again.

beatrice in Paris said...

ASSBITE! I love it. Haven't laughed so much since I heard "clusterfuck." Thanks for keeping my English up to date.