Free Shit Friday - Coach Bag

Friday, May 20, 2011
This is a fun little Coach hobo bag in excellent condition. Unfortunately, it's just not big enough to hold both my wallet and and my Wayfarers,

So off it will go, into the aether, looking for a loving home where it will get used instead of languishing in obscurity in my closet.

Of course if the world does indeed end tomorrow, then all bets are off and you'll have to loot your own damn Coach bag from the vacated home of a BELIEVER. And good luck with that.

Da rules.

14 comments:

Anne C. said...

I'm betting that's bigger than my teeny weeny purse. ;)

As I occasionally need a bigger purse (during traveling, etc), I'll put my hat into the ring on this one. It's not a do or die thing though, so if anyone else is interested, please go ahead and sign up!

Nathan said...

We're number two! We're number two!

Janiece said...

Anne, it's probably twice as big as your wee purse.

Nathan, does that you're throwing your (or more accurately, Anonymous GF's) name into the ring?

Lance Weber said...

Let me preface this by saying I'm on the road, totally fried, just skimming my rss feeds, waiting at the airport to get the hell home.

I read this headline as "Free Shit Bag". Three times.

Shawn Powers said...

I would like to comment on behalf of my awesome wife. And no, it's not so I can have the purse she uses now... O.o

(Unless she's gone sometime tomorrow, in which case, I'll carry it around in our sinful, tribulated world.)

Jeri said...

Not interested in the purse - but re: the Rapture? And all bets are off? Are you implying that Kevin Costner will not diligently go to work for us as The Postman and deliver your Coach bag from one armed, paranoid enclave to another, fathering children and facilitating justice along the way?

Eric said...

Lance, I think the colostomy home starter kit may be a future giveaway, but I believe this week we're only talking about a purse. Or are we...?

Janiece said...

Jeri, I've never been happier than now that I've never seen that movie.

And Lance and Eric, this is why we can't have nice things. Because of you two

Ew.

The Mechanicky Gal said...

Lance, Eric, I believe that Kirk Cameron is available to be your free shit bag.

Janiece said...

THE MECHANICKY GAL TOTALLY WINS THE INTERNET. FOREVER!

The Mechanicky Gal said...

YAY ME!
Except that I completely forgot HOW THE FUCKIN' SUN RISES and thought that I would be the first to experience the Rapture(see stoopid MG comment on 4 Quarters 10 Dimes).
Oh well, you win some, you lose some...

Megan said...

She may have won the Internet, but I totally want to win that bag.

Mrs. B. said...

AM I TOO LATE!??! Sorry, didn't mean to scream there, but I want that bag. Unless of course I end up flying off buck nekkid tomorrow among all the helium-filled jolly dollies that Jim is encouraging people to release at 6:00 in whatever time zone you live in.

Janiece said...

Mrs. B, you're not too late. And I seriously doubt the bag will have to be delivered by Kevin Costner. Just sayin'.