Free Shit Friday - Awesome Apple Butter of Awesomeness

Friday, May 27, 2011
I have it on the highest authority - I make awesome Apple Butter. And I do mean awesome. It's a not-so-secret family recipe that I totally stole from a cookbook my Hot MIL gave me.

So this week, I'm giving away not one, but TWO jars of my famous in two countries Apple Butter.

However, the results on this one will be delayed. I'm leaving tomorrow for my FABULOUS HAWAIIAN CRUISE. And if you think I'm going to interrupt my FABULOUS HAWAIIAN CRUISE so I can log in and access a random number generator, all for the sake of Apple Butter, you need to lay down the crack pipe and seek immediate help. 

Da rules.

18 comments:

MWT said...

Ooo! Me! Pick ME!! :D

Phiala said...

Shoes, nah. Purses, nah. Books, yes but I don't want to store them.

But apple butter? I'm in!

Eric said...

Gahddammit. I'm always reluctant to ask for things, but you DO make AWESOME apple butter.

Yes, please put me in the lottery again. Thank you.

vince said...

A chance for more of your awesome Apple Butter? Abso-damn-lutely!

ingesti - what I will do with the Apple Butter if I win.

Steve Buchheit said...

Me Me Me, Pick Me! Oooo, Apple Butter.

Megan said...

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.

kimby said...

I'm with Phiala, you can keep the shoes and purses...but we are talking APPLE BUTTER here people!!
Count me in!

WendyB_09 said...

I am SO in on this one!

And - have a nice cruise.

Carol Elaine said...

Like Eric, I'm hesitant to ask for anything. I figure there are people who need books/purses/shoes more than I do (as I already have too many of all of them).

But this is apple butter we're talking about. Janiece's apple butter. The best tasting apple butter in the universe (and I'm not exaggerating). When people say, "Awesomesauce," they're referring to this apple butter.

So, yeah, count me in.

(Verification word: unuquitt. What y'all should do for today's contest so I can get me some apple butter!)

Stacey said...

Janiece's AppleButter is Awesome w/ Awesome Sauce!

I will defer as I just finished some.

warner said...

I'm in.

Nathan said...

Oooh! Oooh! Am I randomly late?

Tom said...

I'm in, too!

And just so all us peoples doesn't has'ta wait a big long bunch of time, I hereby volunteer to pick my, uh, a, random number so that Janiece doesn't has'ta worry during her Fabulous Cruise.

Oh, gee, look! It's my number. I'm lucky that way, yes, I am!

Carol Elaine said...

And just so all us peoples doesn't has'ta wait a big long bunch of time, I hereby volunteer to pick my, uh, a, random number so that Janiece doesn't has'ta worry during her Fabulous Cruise.

Oh, gee, look! It's my number. I'm lucky that way, yes, I am!


I demand a recount!

Thordr said...

oh my, I need some of that!

beatrice in Paris said...

I don't imagine that postal costs include going to France? Anyway, it'd have a bad time going through customs. Poor me ;-)

Janiece said...

Bratrice, I'm happy to pay the postage if you win the apple butter. I have a lot of non-US based visitors and I see no need to discriminate.

beatrice in Paris said...

OK, put my number in if it's not too late. I'd have it shipped to my bro, though, and get it when I go stateside. I've heard horror stories about getting food through customs.