I have to ask...

Friday, May 13, 2011
Why in the Sam Hell did Newt Gingrich decide to run for President? No, really - why? He doesn't have a snowball's chance in the upcoming Armageddon of winning, and in fact no one in the Republican party polls more negatively - among Republicans - than ole Newt and (of course!) that dumbass Sarah Palin.

Is it some grand plot on the part of actual, you know, viable candidates, for him to act as a foil?

Ah, election politics. How I've missed you. NOT.

2 comments:

Eric said...

Because Donald Trump's poll numbers convinced him the GOP is looking for a loudmouthed serial polygamist with bad hair?

Matt said...

Game, set and match to Mr. Van NewKirk. Eric wins the internet!