Is it Me, or is this Guy an Ass?

Tuesday, September 2, 2008
I listen to NPR. Yes, yes, I know that makes me a liberal hippy. Whatever.

Today on Tell Me More, host Michel Martin interviewed Maryland's former Lieutenant Governor Michael Steele on the RNC and other matters of import to the Republican party.

After listening, I've determined that Michael Steele is an ass.

But we all know I really dislike party-line Republicans and I like Michel Martin. So I could be wrong.

But I doubt it.

5 comments:

Cindi in CO said...

If you think he's an ass, there's a good chance I can see his butt cheeks from here.

:D

Eric said...

I listened to the whole thing, but I forgive you. It's not like you made me do it. I could have pulled the plug anytime I wanted. :-D

Yes, he's asstacular. Someday, Marylanders will commemorate his achievements as Lieutenant Governor with a monumental ass, the shear assiness of which shall be a tribute to the man's assitude. Which is visible from space.

Janiece Murphy said...

Eric, my personal favorite was the part where he implied that the bad press given to the Bush administration during Hurricane Katrina was a direct result of there not being any footage of Bush hugging a destitute grandmother.

"Heck of job, Brownie."

::snort::

Eric said...

Yep, it was that damn helicopter pilot's fault, who knew?

I just picture the poor bastard still sitting on a bunk in a dark room, still wearing his bomber jacket, punching himself in the head and saying, "Stupid, stupid, stupid..." He sometimes has nightmares, terrifying flashbacks of the President trying to get him to land the chopper on the bridge, that grandmother desperate for a hug from the leader of the free world, and it always ends with horrifically reliving the way he safely flew them away, and every night he wakes up screaming just as the whirlybird gently kisses the ground.

Jim Wright said...

asstacular

Oh, yeah, that's going to be the word of the day.

And Eric, that last comment would be a perfect, perfect, twilight zone episode. You're on a friggin role today