'Tard of the Week - Danny Nalliah

Tuesday, February 10, 2009
You know those brush fires in Australia? The ones that have killed over 100 people and caused millions in property damage? Those fires?

Well, apparently they're the result of god removing his conditional protection from the nation of Australia, in particular Victoria. The devil hisownself is starting those fires, and god is allowing all those folks to die because Victoria has decriminalized abortion.

This incredible claim is brought to you courtesy of this week's 'tard, Pastor Danny Nalliah, who knows all this is true because god told him so in a dream last October.

Setting a new standard in classlessness and poor taste, ole Danny decided that his visions from the almighty should be shared with the afflicted, and did a press release blaming the natural disaster on those godless heathens that would kill the unborn. Pastor Nalliah also apparently believes the financial crisis and Australia's drought were direct consequences of human sin.

Which just goes to show that the fundamentalist nutjobs are not limited to the North American continent, mores the pity.

Thanks, Pastor Danny, for providing me with "'Tard of the Week" fodder. And if I could make a suggestion, you might want to do a little reality check with a lesson in logical fallacy and the scientific method. "God did it" isn't really a precise or provable statement, and making such claims only demonstrates your status as an epic 'tard. Not to mention a complete tool.

9 comments:

Random Michelle K said...

That's not what God told ME.

The message I got is that God is tired of fuckwads like Nanny Nalliah making shit up and then upsetting people in God's name.

God also said that Danny Nalliah is a doody head.

Wendy said...

Unfortunately, someone must have been paying attention to this ass-wipe, as some of those fires are man-made.

WendyB_09

vince said...

Michelle, you make me laugh!

As for Pastor Danny, he's just another self-important idiot who believes he's so special that God talks to him in dreams, and is good at cherry-picking passages from the Bible he then twists out of context to that feed his distorted view of Christianity.

Yeah, I'm a bit touchy about people like this.

Janiece Murphy said...

But..but...god came to him! In a dream!

You just can't argue with evidence like that.

Random Michelle K said...

But..but...god came to him! In a dream!

You just can't argue with evidence like that.


Oh YEAH? Well God came to ME while I was on a really excellent mescaline* trip. I think awake beats a dream any day!

* Note to DEA agents. This is a joke. I don't do drugs anymore. Thank you and carry on.

Janiece Murphy said...

Yeah, you're right. A mescaline vision is much more reliable than a dream...

MWT said...

Hmmm. But how does he know it isn't the devil pretending to be God in the dream?

Janiece Murphy said...

And it's MWT FTW!

Random Michelle K said...

By the way, God also said y'all are supposed to send me chocolate.