Comment of the Week

Saturday, December 6, 2008
This week's Comment of the Week award goes to Nathan, Brooklyn-based location manager extraordinaire, who made me laugh out loud (literally) with the following Stick Spam:

Dear Sir or Madam.

I am most sincerely contacting you regarding a most excellent business opportunity for our mutual benefit to all. THIS IS NOT A SPAM.

My uncle has recently passed on and was not a rich man, but having spent years collecting sticks, he leaves a most wondrous collection of sticks. Sticks of every size, color and shape imaginable. These are truly wonderful sticks. I am able to offer sticks for a most reasonable price.

Please make any offer for sticks. I know you will find them useful and decorative and they must provide many years and hours of future enjoyment.

P.S. There may be a small additional fee for the sticks to make their way through Customs Inspection.

THIS SI NOT A SPAM!!!

Most wondrous, indeed. Thanks, Nathan, for keeping it real.

::terrorist fist bump::

3 comments:

Nathan said...

I'm just all aflutter.

Janiece Murphy said...

Nathan, being all aflutter and being stabby simultaneously is probably not a Good Thing.

Nathan said...

I dunno. I think it kinda rocks! (for me, at least.)

Muahahahahaha!