Dear Sir or Madam.
I am most sincerely contacting you regarding a most excellent business opportunity for our mutual benefit to all. THIS IS NOT A SPAM.
My uncle has recently passed on and was not a rich man, but having spent years collecting sticks, he leaves a most wondrous collection of sticks. Sticks of every size, color and shape imaginable. These are truly wonderful sticks. I am able to offer sticks for a most reasonable price.
Please make any offer for sticks. I know you will find them useful and decorative and they must provide many years and hours of future enjoyment.
P.S. There may be a small additional fee for the sticks to make their way through Customs Inspection.
THIS SI NOT A SPAM!!!
Most wondrous, indeed. Thanks, Nathan, for keeping it real.
::terrorist fist bump::
3 comments:
I'm just all aflutter.
Nathan, being all aflutter and being stabby simultaneously is probably not a Good Thing.
I dunno. I think it kinda rocks! (for me, at least.)
Muahahahahaha!
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