Suing the Scientific Method

Monday, December 29, 2008
I'm a fan of the Scientific Method. A huge fan. You might even say I'm an über fan.

So imagine my glee when I was directed to this little gem by my celebrity boyfriend The Bad Astronomer - 7 (Stupid) People Who Sued the Scientific Method, courtesy of Cracked.com.

And who should appear on this list but that litigious little shit* and Blog-Fodder of the UCF (BFOTUCF) Walter Wagner.

As you all may recall, Walter Wagner and his butt-monkey James Tankersley have been engaged in a cyber argument with the UCF since I first blogged about him on September 9th in my 'Tard of the Week segment. My snarkiness led to posts on Chicago Boyz, Standing on the Shoulders of Giant Midgets, The Blog of Siram, Refugees from the City, and Stonekettle Station.

It seems the UCF isn't the only one who recognizes ole Wally for who he really is. Aside from being an unqualified, self-important git, he's blog-fodder to the world! Really, he's the gift that just keeps on giving.

He should put that on his resume.

::snort::


*Definitions provided to defend against a potential libel suit:

li-ti-gious [li-tij-uhs] - adjective
1. of or pertaining to litigation.
2. excessively or readily inclined to litigate: a litigious person.
3. inclined to dispute or disagree; argumentative

shit [shit] - noun
1. excrement; feces
2. an act of defecating; evacuation.
3. the shits. Diarrhea.
4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.
5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.
6. Slang. a selfish, mean or otherwise contemptible person.
7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.
8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.

12 comments:

Karl said...

Shouldn't that be the git that keeps on giving?

Janiece Murphy said...

Hee!

mattw said...

And the UCF didn't get a mention in it's Wagner outing efforts? Absurd!

That article is hillarious. Thanks for the link.

Janiece Murphy said...

I know!

Tom said...

Walter L. Wagner

"litigous little shit"

I will have you know that myself is not little! You retract that statement or I myself will sue yourself for libel.

Janiece Murphy said...

"Big Shitbag?"

JTankers said...

Cute Janiece, I posted a response here: http://www.lhcfacts.org/?cat=146

Random Michelle K said...

Hey! He left MWT off the list!

Janiece Murphy said...

Michelle, I know!

Maybe MWT should sue for libel...

MWT said...

*blink*

What? Wait, I'm suing? Where's Eric?

*is still trying to catch up to a ton of events that happened in my offlineness*

reyt said...
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Janiece Murphy said...

*TONG*