Who Cares? Magazine, Volume 2, Issue 47

Friday, December 12, 2008

Janet Jackson pregnant! At 42! Will she lose her fabulous body? Is Michael Jackson's niece or nephew fucked from the get-go? Who Cares!

5 comments:

John the Scientist said...

"Is Michael Jackson's niece or nephew fucked from the get-go?"

There are just so many ways I could take that, but I won't. ;-)

Shawn Powers said...

Never in the entirety of entireness did I ever suspect the question to life, the universe, and everything was:

"At what age did Janet Jackson get pregnant."

Cindi in CO said...

Personally, I've always maintained that Micheal and Janet Jackson are the same person.

Really, have you EVER seen the two of them together?

Eric said...

Cindi: I used to suspect the same thing until Michael became a weird-looking white woman with so much psychological damage that Janet continues to look normal in comparison.

Anyway, they finally did that video together, tho' I'll admit it could have been trick photography or CGI.

Wendy said...

Oh, great, the local gossip pages will be on full alert...

See Janet lives here in Hot'Lanta part time as her boyfriend/fiance lives here. I even saw her show several years back when I was working at a local arena.

Even stranger, about 2 years ago I was sitting at a Starbucks in one of the malls. This very attractive woman comes around the corner from the wing with the designer stores.

Now, I don't normally look at women unless they're really tacky (and I have a need to be snarky)or really spectacular. She was the latter. Nothing fancy, typical Saturday morning wear-jeans, boots, shirt, leather jacket, stylish hat, but on this chick it looked GOOD!

She looks up and catches me looking. About the time she does I think, gee, I should know her. She shyly smiles, winks & nods, as if to say "don't tell." And as I smile and nod back realize it's a Janet Jackson sighting. And she scoots towards the valet parking door.

Hey, my when world's collide moment in time...I was there for Macy's One-Day Sale early bird specials, she was in Neiman Marcus.

too funny.

WendyB_09