Comment of the Week

Saturday, December 13, 2008
This week's Comment of the Week Award goes to none other than Matt W, of the very honest and ethical state of Illinois.

When discussing the benefits and mechanics of infusing "essences" into water in order to "capture their quantum mechanical vibrations," Matt had this suggestion as to how it's done:
...the oils are infused with nano tuning forks to capture the vibrational essences.
I'm so going to infuse my body with nano tuning forks in order to capture the vibrational essence of "Janiece." Then I'm going to sell it to the sarcastic-impaired and make a fortune. It'll be stocked at Whole Foods right next to the "Kabbalah Water."

Congratulations, Matt, on winning the Comment of the Week!

3 comments:

mom in northern said...

This B.S. right?

Janiece Murphy said...

Our speculation is B.S., yes, but if you look at the 'Tard of the Week last week, you'll see we're not that far off the mark.

mattw said...

I'm just so overwhelmed I don't know what to say. I think I need some water that's been infused with vibrational calmness.