Yeah Nathan, I could have fixed it but I decided to leave it that way, mostly because it reminded me of that line in Blazing Saddles, "Pardon Me, Ma'am, while I whip this out..."
Heh, I love that line in Blazing Saddles. Come to think of it, I love most lines in Blazing Saddles.
**high fives Tania** I know. It's such a time-honored disease. I like me some respect. :)
(Cancel that. You are some of the most disrespectful people I've met in a long time. I must like me some disrespect too. The UCF only gives respect where respect is due, dammit!)
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Weight Watchers Progress - Week Three
Weekly loss: +0.4 pounds Loss to date: 6.0 pounds
This is disappointing, although not unexpected. Between the Smart Man's birthday, my trip to Phoenix and last night's monthly family get together, I suppose I should be happy I didn't gain more. I'll do better this week.
20 comments:
Oooh!
This means you can be repelled by Vitamin D, right?
Why yes, I can. The sun! It burns! It burns!
But I can't be immunized against...
Bwahahaha!
My boss is obviously leaving me too much free time as well.
I'm Rabies!
Ignore the foam, nothing to see here.
Michelle's Rabies, too.
Rabies and Rickets - move along, move along...
The gal I work with is Bubonic Plague.
Fun!
Well, we've got the spectrum of "R" illnesses covered...
I want to be bubonic plague.
::pout::
I don't have way too much time on my hands, but I deserve a break today.
It appears I am rabies. Or rabid. Or both.
Remember, not all foam is whipped cream. Just the fun foam.
J., the gal I work with also thinks disco ISN'T dead, so I guess it's a trade-off.
::snicker::
I will not trade disco for the bubonic plague.
Will. NOT.
Rickets it is.
I'm ebola (yeah, I whipped out a village once, sue me).
Jim's a string virus! Jim's a string virus!
Count me as rickets.
I had to change my answers a few times until I scored Syphilis. Sweet.
And Jim, Please don't be whippin' stuff out here.
Woo hoo! I bubonic plague!
(And I do like some disco... well, more funk than disco, but disco is fun to dance to.)
or *I'm* bubonic plague, if you're a stickler for grammer...
Anne - Me too! :high fives Anne:
I like being one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
Yeah Nathan, I could have fixed it but I decided to leave it that way, mostly because it reminded me of that line in Blazing Saddles, "Pardon Me, Ma'am, while I whip this out..."
Heh, I love that line in Blazing Saddles. Come to think of it, I love most lines in Blazing Saddles.
**high fives Tania**
I know. It's such a time-honored disease. I like me some respect. :)
(Cancel that. You are some of the most disrespectful people I've met in a long time. I must like me some disrespect too.
The UCF only gives respect where respect is due, dammit!)
I don't have time to take the quiz - but I'd like to be Chlamydia. It's such a lovely, complex word, and it rolls nicely off the tongue.
Plus guys have no idea what it actually is. "I'm sorry, I can't go out to dinner tonight, my Chlamydia is acting up."
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