I am a Hot Chick living in Parker, CO with my fabulous family. We're currently without a dog since we lost our beloved Boogie the Giant Schnauzer. I'm a U.S. Navy vet, and I currently work as a Principal Systems Engineer in the Military Industrial Complex, specializing in VoIP and Next Generation 9-1-1 technologies. I care about science, the U.S. Constitution and the military. I'm a tax and spend liberal in a largely red county, but I try not to be stabby about it. I travel A LOT, I aspire to run faster than I do, and I donate knitted cold weather gear to various charities. Stupidity, cupidity and wanton assholery piss me off, and I'm more than a little soft when it comes to dogs and those who serve others. I blog about whatever I feel like. I use foul language, so if that sort of thing offends you, feel free to fuck off now - if I'm unwilling to clean up my language for my fabulous Great Auntie Margie, I'm unlikely to do so for you. Newcomers are welcome here, especially those who disagree with me, but trolling and spamming will be met with the Shovel of Doom™.
13 comments:
Westley.
Actually, I was hoping for Inigo Montoya. Drat.
Miracle Max.
Huh?
You think a little head jiggling will make me happy, hmmm?
And I like Fezzik. So I'd have been happy with a Fezzik.
Fezzik RHYMES!
Miracle Max here as well. Very odd.
"Have fun storming the castle, boys!"
Vizzini.
"Inconceivable".
Hmm. I got Fezzik too.
I'M YELLIN!
This time I'm not shouting, but I'm still Yellin.
Fezzic? Rip his arms off.
I got buttercup.
Not sure if I'm happy about that, only because I'd never stick a knife between my perfect breasts.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to DIE.
Vizzini. Iocaine poisoning will be taking me out.
"Stop rhyming, and I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
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