From the "What the Hell Were You Thinking?" Files - John Mayer

Saturday, February 16, 2008
Oh, John Mayer. I love your music. I have all your CD's. I've seen you in concert at the lovely Red Rocks Amphitheatre, and watched you rock the house on the Crossroads Guitar Festival DVD's. You're a gifted song writer, an accomplished guitarist, and an acceptable singer.

I got over your inexplicable attraction to that vacuous twit Jessica Simpson. I looked the other way when you attended the Miley Cyrus "Hannah Montana" concert in Las Vegas.

But now I have this image burned into my retina:



A Mankini? What the hell were you thinking?

9 comments:

Cindi in CO said...

Thanks a lot, now I'm blind.

I...don't know what else to say.

Michelle K said...

Y'know...

We, your poor and innocent views, have really done nothing to deserve that.

Now you'll have to excuse me while I bleach my eyeballs.

Janiece Murphy said...

Hehe. You're both welcome.

Nathan said...

Don't own any of his CD's. Never seen him perform (except by accident on TV). Don't think that much of his playing, singing or writing. Always found him merely mildly annoying.

Now this! He is now kicked into that portion of my head where I keep OMG, OMG, OMFG!!!!!

MWT said...

Uhh... those straps are supposed to go around your waist, not over your shoulders...

John the Scientist said...

All right, who else among your male readers wants to sneak up behind that boy, grab those straps behind his neck, plant a foot in the small of his back, and give him a wedgie that goes all the way into Melvinland and beyond?

Thanks, Janiece. My co-blogger gives you pics of classic airplanes and you repay me with this...

Jeri said...

He needed a bikini wax before attempting to pull that one off. ;)

Thanks. I think.

Anne C. said...

Janiece, you seem to delight in posting horrendously shocking photos. You're awesome. :D

And John? Wasn't a Speedo enough for you? Really.

Jim Wright said...

arrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!